And today at 3 pm those same Zollner Pistons kick off the new season in the Malice Palace against Beans.

In other action...

The World Champions, the Bockers from Mamdani City, host the NEW! IMPROVED! Seven Foot Sixers.

Runners-up "Chaparrals" will be running all over Alamo against the Oklahoma City Rustless Bolts.

The Association wants us to wait and salivate before the Main Event:

Yes? Yes! YES!!! The New Miami Heat Freaks open the Bang Bus against Dire Wolves, tomorrow at 7:30 pm at night Normal Cop Time.