Saturday, January 26, 2019

People who have children...

People...

Friday, January 25, 2019

Cleveland 53 Miami 48 HT


Cowardly Lyin' Trump today said he would reopen the federal government for three weeks to give negotiations over his Beaded Curtain a chance to work.

I don't want to give Trumpie too much credit for brains but I smell a rat. I cannot give Nancy Pelosi too much credit for brains and know her smeller is better than mine.

Thursday, January 24, 2019

SCIENCE: TRUMPIST SCUM SOURCES, CONSUMERS OF FAKE NEWS

Fake news on Twitter during the 2016 U.S. presidential election
Abstract

The spread of fake news on social media became a public concern in the United States after the 2016 presidential election. We examined exposure to and sharing of fake news by registered voters on Twitter and found that engagement with fake news sources was extremely concentrated. Only 1% of individuals accounted for 80% of fake news source exposures, and 0.1% accounted for nearly 80% of fake news sources shared. Individuals most likely to engage with fake news sources were conservative leaning, older, and highly engaged with political news. A cluster of fake news sources shared overlapping audiences on the extreme right, but for people across the political spectrum, most political news exposure still came from mainstream media outlets.
http://science.sciencemag.org/content/363/6425/374.full
DPRK News Service
@DPRK_News

Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un can give speeches whenever and wherever he pleases, due to compelling charisma score.
6:44 AM - 24 Jan 2019


@RealDonaldTrump

Comrade Orange: We offer ornate State Duma made of artisanal pressed sawdust wood for State of Federation address. Old hag Nancy Peloski no invite.

Tuesday, January 22, 2019

Duke’s only winning because they have all those good players.

#2 Duke 44 Pitt 25 HT

Cato?

CATO!

CATOOO!!!

PAY ATTENTION! I am canceling the upset alert for tonight. Do you understand?

I knyo that I told you to pull an upset and to show no mercy and to pay attention to nothing I said.

But tonight...Tonight, I am ordering you to PAY ATTENTION!

You are not on upset alert Cato!

Can someone explain 2 things to me: Why is Jay-Z in Pittsburgh Why is he at the pitt-duke basketball game?

Pitt Is Lit
NCAAB Pick Of Night
🏀
Pitt +12 #upsetalert Duke vs. Pittsburgh
Mother: Holy Molio.

Mother: This is fantastic baby. Fantastic.

Mother: Honey, you got fifteen thousand?

Son (brother) (group text)): No. 150K

Son: The school is free for her :)

Me: $150,000? a free ride?

Mother: She needs to send us a copy of the letter. I have to see it to believe it.

Me: $150,000 here, $150,000 there, pretty soon you're talking real money.

Son (sending screenshot of acceptance letter): Lol parents, IT'S TRUE

Me: I never got offered a dime in scholarships to attend law school. They probably didn't have them back then (Ahem).

Son: Lol dad.

Mother: I am in total shock...

Me: I'm sorry I was reading in my car, saw "more than $150,000" and am now dead. 

Mother: We are all beaming.

Me: I am dead, can't Beam.

Me: Honestly, I know not one person who got a free ride to a professional school. All of my legal colleagues, myself included, took out loans...It is HUGE, it is humongously huge and...I have to go change my underwear...

Son: Lol

Daughter: -$150,000 scholarship
                 - $3500 stipend
                  -Honors Program

Me: They're low-balling you. What do you say countering with a full tenured professorship.

Daughter: ❤'ed, 😂
My daughter got offered a $150,000 law school scholarship. I almost never got $150,000 scholarship offers.

No Foul

Monday, January 21, 2019


@RealDonaldTrump
@MyBrotherTheKlansman

Hey man what'd you do today?

Sunday, January 20, 2019

And it will be NE, who else, vs LAR. "Pats" went zip zip zip in OT and scored the winning TD.

With :08 left in regulation and second and ten from the NE 21 KC kicked a FG. Imo, that was a mistake. A fade route to the back of the end zone would not have taken 8 secs; if the play was there KC would have won the game; if it was not the QB could have tossed it out of the end zone. They then could have kicked the FG with 3-4 secs left. This is not after-the-fact second guessing. It was my immediate reaction to my son. Mistake, imo, certainly in hindsight, but mistake as it happened imo too. 
Both Super Bowl play-ins decided in overtime. LAR beat NO in OT and NE-KC are heading to OT now. Great games just like in the college football playoffs.
It will be Los Angeles' least unfavored, the "Rams" in Super Bowl LIII representing the National Football Conference ag'in either New England or Kansas City from the AFC. NE leads KC 17-14 with 8+' left and NE has Tom Bradee. 
See?

Without Kane and Son, Pochettino facing toughest task yet with Spurs

(ESPN)

Oh my God how old is he?
The news has been boring, hasn't it?
I saw on ESPN that PSU basketball played yesterday and lost to Minnesota. Wanting to experience a little schadenfreude I then got on PennLive, who are all PSU, all the time. There was not a single mention, not even the score. I checked ESPN three times to make sure I got the date correct. I had. In PennLive's drop-down menu there are separate listings for PSU football, of course, Penn State WRESTLING, but not basketball. There is a catch-all, "Penn State Sports." I clicked on that. NOTHING! It is as if PSU basketball does not exist. That is just so weird that I sent an email to the editor. 
Oh jeez, Spurs needed a 90+3' goal to beat lowly Fulham.  Three points for a win! Well, there are unimpressive wins. This was an unimpressive win. 

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The East is Blue (Epic, 2019)


The East is blue.
Rose of Lanc'ster too.
Liv-er-pool, Man-ches-ter City gon-na catch you!
We have Pep, Leroy, Kev and Kun.
You are done.
We're going to fuck you in your squeaky bum.

Liv-er-pool better dead than red!

You will cry and moan
But come May you will get blue bone.
Oh God. Fulham leads Tottenham 1-0 at half. 19th place over 3rd place. Spurs better watch themselves, they could be sixth in a couple matches.
And that’ll do it. City 3 Town 0, FT.
Prof Kevin W Singh
@Head_BhamArch
Watching my beloved Blues in HK, front row seats! #HUDMCI

Professor Singh is from Birmingham and has been a City season ticket holder since 1978!
Stuart Brennan
Verified account
@StuBrennanMEN

Can't remember the last time  #MCFC gave the ball away this much. And yet they're 3-0 up.

6:55 AM - 20 Jan 2019

Why do they start these games in the middle of the night?