Mother: Holy Molio.
Mother: This is fantastic baby. Fantastic.
Mother: Honey, you got fifteen thousand?
Son (brother) (group text)): No. 150K
Son: The school is free for her :)
Me: $150,000? a free ride?
Mother: She needs to send us a copy of the letter. I have to see it to believe it.
Me: $150,000 here, $150,000 there, pretty soon you're talking real money.
Son (sending screenshot of acceptance letter): Lol parents, IT'S TRUE
Me: I never got offered a dime in scholarships to attend law school. They probably didn't have them back then (Ahem).
Son: Lol dad.
Mother: I am in total shock...
Me: I'm sorry I was reading in my car, saw "more than $150,000" and am now dead.
Mother: We are all beaming.
Mother: This is fantastic baby. Fantastic.
Mother: Honey, you got fifteen thousand?
Son (brother) (group text)): No. 150K
Son: The school is free for her :)
Me: $150,000? a free ride?
Mother: She needs to send us a copy of the letter. I have to see it to believe it.
Me: $150,000 here, $150,000 there, pretty soon you're talking real money.
Son (sending screenshot of acceptance letter): Lol parents, IT'S TRUE
Me: I never got offered a dime in scholarships to attend law school. They probably didn't have them back then (Ahem).
Son: Lol dad.
Mother: I am in total shock...
Me: I'm sorry I was reading in my car, saw "more than $150,000" and am now dead.
Me: I am dead, can't Beam.
Me: Honestly, I know not one person who got a free ride to a professional school. All of my legal colleagues, myself included, took out loans...It is HUGE, it is humongously huge and...I have to go change my underwear...
Son: Lol
Daughter: -$150,000 scholarship
- $3500 stipend
-Honors Program
Me: They're low-balling you. What do you say countering with a full tenured professorship.
Daughter: ❤'ed, ๐
