"Hi may I help you? I am Dope, spokesman for PARAMOUNT LEADER HU JINTAO!"
"Yes, next question from a**h*** Mr. Benjamin Harris."
"I am so self-controlled you could not stick needle between my buttocks cheeks."
"See, I can point this way...
... and I can point that way."
"Where did I learn these hand movements?"
Ugh. I'm developing a bad attitude.
