“What? What did you say, Fuli? Americans are not happy?"
"Oh, an American profess-seur says zey are not happy, eh Fuli? Zat what you read, Fuli? Zis another of your trans-lah-zee-ohns? You better at translating ze English zan ze Chinese, Fuli?"
“YOU EE-DEE-IT! OF COURSE ZEE AMERICANS ARE HAPPY!"
"AMERICANS-ARE-ZEE-HAP-PI-EST-PEO-PLE-IN-ZE-WORLD!”
"TOCQUEVILLE?! Tocqueville, Fuli? Alexis DE Tocqueville? DAT Tocqueville, ze girreat Frenchman? Fuli, play some of La Marseillaise."
"Tocqueville said ze Americans not happy, Fuli? Let me examine zis document more closely."