Sketches by Mr. Weimin Mo of Homo Sapiens Americanus.
I think we Americans, generally, are a fun people, and a funny people. I mean, these are funny. They are absolutely authentic of Americans.
I don't think the genus Homo Sapiens is the most beautiful in the animal Kingdom. I mean, you have deer, right:
Deer.
Puppy dog. All together now: "Ahh."
I love the Lynx. I think it's the most striking looking creature:
Lynx.
And then you have Homos:
Homo. "Ugh."
Now, most of the people in Mr. Mo's sketches are older. Younger things, including Homos, are better looking. Baby Homos are better looking than older Homos:
Baby. "Ahhh."
But I think most Homos would agree that this old dog...
Old dog.
... is better looking than this old Homo:
Old Homo.
Homos procreate. And procreate flagrantly. There's Homo procreation all over creation. That is, in the right...mood, I suppose, we find other Homos exceedingly good-looking:
Vavavavoom.
Vavavavoom for Homos who like male Homos.
And we wish to procreate--better said, practice at the act of procreation--with Vavavavooms. (That's an actual picture of me immediately above, by the way, in case anybody wanted to know what I looked like.)
But the thing is, we don't just practice procreation with Vavavavooms. In fact, most of us are never fortunate enough to practice procreation with a certified Vavavavoom. We practice procreation with other non-Vavavavooms.
This non-Vavavavoom individual has practiced procreation:
Probably thousands of times. We don't even like to think about that because it makes us barf.
I think it was Orwell, in Animal Kingdom, who clinically described Homo Sapiens, and it was not a pretty description: e.g. the hair having largely disappeared from the body except around the loins, etc., nauseating etc., after nauseating etc.
"The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'."
And so, with that thought, and that image in mind, I will now commit suicide. Have a great,abstinent,weekend.
