It can now be revealed that the elite I.T. staff at Public Occurrences is behind the
recently reported bugging of Hu Jintao’s phone calls. We provide pageviewers
with an exclusive transcript of a
phone call placed by Shandong
authorities to Hu concerning the escape of Chen Guangcheng:
Ringtone: “The East is Red, the sun has risen! China has brought forth…”
Hu: Hola.
Hu: What do you want, Shandong?
Hu: What!
Hu: What? Who has escaped?
Hu: Chen Guangcheng has escaped?
Hu: I DON’T
KNOW!
Hu: That’s how
I know! You just told me, Chen Guangcheng escaped!
Hu: How did
Chen Guangcheng escape, comrade?
Hu: He climbed
over a wall?
Hu: He is
blind, no?
Hu: You were
guarding the blind man, no?
Hu: The blind
man was in his house?
Hu: You were guarding the house?
Hu: How did you
let a blind man climb over a wall and escape!
Hu: Are YOU blind!
Hu: Where is he
now?
Hu: What do you
mean, you don’t know! Go find him!
Hu: You want to go home? It’s dark out, so you want to go home? Are
you related to Francesco Schettino?
Hu: Get back on
board and find that blind man?
Hu: Yes! This
is Hu. Now find that blind man!