"So your sister's bound and gagged and they've chained her to a chair."
Above three members of...Pussy Riot, a Russian "feminist punk-rock collective" (per Wikipedia (that means "band")) in the dock. Their offense:
Performing, impromptu, and without permission in Moscow's Cathedral of Christ the Savior, a song in protest of Russian President Vladimir Putin's close ties to the Russian Orthodox Church and Patriarch Kirill I (known in these parts simply as "Pat"). The women are on trial, charged with "premeditated hooliganism." I'm with anybody who protests Poot-poot and Pat.