They got another Christmas tree lit today, this time in D.C. The national tree, so a pretty big tree to get lit. No protesters disrupted it. "No justice, no tree" doesn't seem to have legs.

Mariah Carey wasn't there either so it went off without a hitch or a giant squid.

Michelle and the First Kids were there. Looked happy but who knows how the Republicans interpreted it. Maybe to Republicans the girls looked that they wanted to get picked up at a bar as Elizabeth Lauten said at the turkey pardon. Republicans will say anything, maybe the First Family didn't look "classy" enough, I'm sure Michelle somehow still doesn't look like a First Lady which we "need".  I don't know, Republicans have tweety birds flying around in their heads, white tweety birds. Republicans are retards, I know that's not nice, not in the holiday spirit, but they are, they're retards. I'm not going to resign. Good night.