Sunday, December 27, 2015

So, there's this mall in Louisville, Kentucky, Mall St. Matthews, named for a Christian saint.

Last night, the day after the worldwide celebration of Christ's birth, "up to 2,000" kids, ages 13-22, were involved in a spontaneous wilding. A fight broke out and some sort of primal chain reaction started and kids just began fighting for no reason at all except for being American teenage mutants. The whole fucking mall had to close!

If you google "mall st. matthews fight" or  "disturbance" the first image that comes up is a still of a fight that happened on November 28! So apparently, this is just what these idiots do! Below, search results filtered for the last 24 hours, is the only thing I could find.