Continuing our popular series, "Panthers in Sports," the National Concussion League "Panthers" play the Denver "Mischievous Horses"...sometime, I think February 7. The winner plays Alabama. That is not new.
Since last we treated of the Sunrise "Panthers" of the American Hockey League the team went into a deep but narrow swoon, losing a few games in a row, getting burnt to a crisp in one, to Ted Cruz' Calgary "Flames." Swoon and recovery coincided, much to the surprise of the undersigned, with the injury and return to health of 19 year old--you read that right, he won't be 20 till February 7, the day aforesaid--Aaron Ekblad. Young, young, Mr. Ekblad is nonetheless BIG, 6'3" and 213 lebs and not only anchors the defense anchors the whole dang litter or warren or covey or whatever a bunch of cats are called...A "clowder?" A bunch of cats is called a "clowder?" Get outta town. Never heard the word in my entire fucking life. A clowder. Aaron anchors the clowder of hockey "Panthers."
And since last we treated of the Picksburgh "Panthers" short pants boys basketball team said team has been re-nicknamed the "Yo-Yo's." Got murdered by Louisville, murdered Boston College, got murdered by North Carolina State, meowed past Florida State, got clawed by Clemson. The Mystery of Pittsburgh has returned. If the yo-yoing returns Sunday they shall beat Virginia Tech.
Thus "Panthers in Sports" for January 29, 2016.
Since last we treated of the Sunrise "Panthers" of the American Hockey League the team went into a deep but narrow swoon, losing a few games in a row, getting burnt to a crisp in one, to Ted Cruz' Calgary "Flames." Swoon and recovery coincided, much to the surprise of the undersigned, with the injury and return to health of 19 year old--you read that right, he won't be 20 till February 7, the day aforesaid--Aaron Ekblad. Young, young, Mr. Ekblad is nonetheless BIG, 6'3" and 213 lebs and not only anchors the defense anchors the whole dang litter or warren or covey or whatever a bunch of cats are called...A "clowder?" A bunch of cats is called a "clowder?" Get outta town. Never heard the word in my entire fucking life. A clowder. Aaron anchors the clowder of hockey "Panthers."
And since last we treated of the Picksburgh "Panthers" short pants boys basketball team said team has been re-nicknamed the "Yo-Yo's." Got murdered by Louisville, murdered Boston College, got murdered by North Carolina State, meowed past Florida State, got clawed by Clemson. The Mystery of Pittsburgh has returned. If the yo-yoing returns Sunday they shall beat Virginia Tech.
Thus "Panthers in Sports" for January 29, 2016.
