Monday, September 19, 2016

Things That Make You Want To Slap Yourself on the Forehead and Go Wow

Used to write stuff under that title. Good ideas. New stuff.

So if you're really "with it" or whatever the current lingo is, if you're a frigging multi-tasking freak, if you're really busy and want to show others how busy you are, what you do is you have two computer monitors on your desk. That way you don't have to open a new window! You can see one thing on one screen, like yourself jerking off, and be writing on the other screen. About yourself jerking off.

Things That Make You Want to Shoot Yourself in the Head.