Saturday, March 31, 2018

""Wildcats" Maul "Jayhawks," Meet "Wolverines" in National Championship Game

Two one seeds, belied by the score, 95-79. Villanova will be a heavy favorite, 7?, over three seed Michigan.

The Miami "Mediocre" lost in overtime to a bad Brooklyn time when they could have clinched a spot in the playoffs. You can't have faith in this Miami team. They are just mediocre. Last year's second half run a one-off chimera. They won 41 games all of last year and are at 41 now with five to play. Who knows what their record will end up being? Just not much improvement and a cup of coffee in the playoffs. Not enough talent, not enough mental toughness. A flawed team with with no star players but earning star money. A waste of Mickey Arison's money, a black mark on Pat Riley's judgment, and no way out.

What a day in sports, oh what a day.
Man. I re-watched Hannah and Her Sisters today. It's from 1986. I didn't remember this part:

MICKEY (the Woody Allen character): Why all of a sudden is the sketch dirty?
ED: Child molestation is a touchy subject, and the affiliates...
MICKEY: Read the papers, half the country's doing it!

Allen is accused by Dylan Farrow of raping her in 1983 when she was seven years old.

Man.

Broadway Porter Moser's Run Ends

Three seed Michigan beat Loyola-Chicago 69-57 and will play in the national championship game.

Maybe he'll get a sandwich named after him at the Carnegie Deli. Or a head coaching job at Southern Cal.

#zlatan #1 Trending Twitter Hashtag Worldwide

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I was gonna take a nap but I just had to change my underwear.
OMG. What a golazo from the 🦁.
#zLAtan


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Oh my. #zLAtan


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Absolute Scenes! Make that two for Ibrahimovic! #zLAtan 

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Hello @MLS we'd appreciate if you changed name to MLZ after the #Zlatan show. Thanks.

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You’ve got to be F......g kidding me!!! #ZLATAN!!!! @Ibra_official !!!!!!!!!!
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Oh my word #zlatan 

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Zlatan the Genius does it again.... 'I can't help but laugh at how perfect I am.' 
Today puts the "Major" in Major League Soccer. March 31, 2018 is the date MLS arrived.

"Galaxy" 4 LAFC 3 FT

From The Guardian:

It looked like nothing would go right for the hosts when LAFC went three up just after the half, but from the moment Zlatan watched the ball bounce behind him and into his path in the 77th minute, there could only be one winner. Go and watch it now. I’ll wait.

By the time he won the game, it was almost amazing we’d ever thought it would happen any other way, or that he’d ever be a competitive footnote for the first ever LA Galaxy v LAFC derby.

I’m off to splash some water on my face, in case I’m living inside some sort of Ibrahimovic-Inception fever dream. In the meantime, thanks for joining me today, and for your tweets and emails. Sorry I couldn’t use them all.

FINAL SCORE: LA GALAXY 4-3 LAFC

"AH! IBRAHIMOVIC! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!"


IT'S OVER! ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC WITH TWO GOALS INCLUDING THE MATCH WINNER IN STOPPAGE TIME AND L.A. "GALAXY" COME FROM 3-0 DOWN TO WIN THE FIRST EL TRAFICO OVER LAFC.
IBRAHIMOVIC IN 90+1 "GALAXY" LEAD 4-3!
are you fucking kidding me
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OH MY GOD!!! ZLATAN HAS ARRIVED IN MLS! #WELCOMETOZLATAN #LAFC
https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/980183563042684929
#LAvLAFC #ELTraffico
1:42 PM - 31 Mar 2018
It could not be any better for MLS.

IBRAAAAAA!


And they have scored again! Ibra, on as a substitute, knots it in the 77'!

LA "Galaxy" 2 LAFC 3, 76'

An own goal in the 48' made it 3-0 to LAFC but then with Ibra finally entering the match (he began as a substitute) "Galaxy" came storming back with goals in the 61' (Lletget) and in the 73' Pontius...sorry, I have to do this, Pontius pilated them to within one.
Vela again in the 26th to make it 2-0 to LAFC. Now in the 43.

LA "Galaxy" 0, LAFC 1, 5'

Carlos Vela gives the expansion club the lead early just as Leroy Sane did City. Another goal did not follow soon thereafter however. Now in the 21' still 0-1.

Welcome to the Future


Everton 1 Manchester City 3 FT


And that's it. City can officially win the EPL title next week at Etihad Stadium against Manchester "Buccaneers."

Everton 1 Manchester City 3, 63'

Haile Bolasie for the "Toffees."
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Not been watching Everton vs Man City as I’ve been travelling back from Selhurst Park. Sounds like a tight, cagey affair, nip and tuck, could go either way
1:44 PM · Mar 31, 2018

Yinz are on FI-UH today!
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For Easter weekend, some first half passion-play from City, Everton undone by pieces of Silva magic and there's a cross for Jesus. #EVEMCI

10:32 AM - 31 Mar 2018

Oh, excellent from Colm!

Everton 0 Manchester City 3, HT

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It’s getting to a point where fans of teams who Man City are playing each week are buying tickets knowing they’ll get battered, but happy that they get to watch some incredible football. #EVEMCI

10:23 AM - 31 Mar 2018
سعد بن طفلة العجمي
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R they playing football or dancing 🕺 ?
#mancity
#EVEMCI
0/3 first half
1:11 PM · Mar 31, 2018

Oh, good take, Saad! Yes, that is how they play. Pep puts the beauty in the beautiful game.
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They are just magnificent. 3 nil #MCFC
Everton players shaking their heads #EVEMCI
1:08 PM · Mar 31, 2018

Everton 0 Manchester City 3, 37'

British Sterling makes it tres.
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This match is developing in a manner not necessarily to the advantage of #Everton.  #EVEMCI
1:03 PM · Mar 31, 2018 from Cardiff, Wales
Man City Indonesia


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♫ ♫ I'M CITY TILL I DIE.. I KNOW I AM.. I'M SURE I AM ..I'M CITY TILL I DIE ♫ ♫

#EVEMCI
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9:50 AM - 31 Mar 2018
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Everton facilitating a training session for Man City before they face Liverpool in the Champions League. Quelle surprise.

9:46 AM - 31 Mar 2018

"Cormac," yuck.
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This football is ridiculous. City like Tyson in his prime. Teams are beaten before KO it seems. #mancity #EVEMCI

9:47 AM - 31 Mar 2018

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#EveMCI @Everton @ManCity @gabrieljesus33 goal now 0-2 This game is over we can now focus on LFC. 😄

9:44 AM - 31 Mar 2018

Feed the Goat and he will SCORE!

Everton 0 Manchester City 2, 12'

The Arch Angel Gabriel doubles the lead on Easter weekend.

Has the look of a long afternoon amongst the row houses.
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♫♫ BLUEMOON YOU SAW ME STANDING ALONE, WITHOUT A DREAM IN MY HEART WITHOUT A LOVE OF MY OWN ♫ ♫

#EVEMCI
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9:38 AM - 31 Mar 2018

Everton 0 Manchester City 1, 4'

And he's bad, bad, Leroy Sane
Baddest man in the whole damn game.
goal

Broadway Porter Moser

The opening paragraphs of CBS' profile of Loyola-Chicago coach Porter Moser is a scene that could have been lifted right out of Broadway Danny Rose. Woody Allen as Danny, talent agent, serves TV dinner turkey to his eccentric "talent" on Thanksgiving. "It's just as good as the real thing," says the stuttering ventriloquist. Here's CBS:

The eight of them gathered in Porter Moser's spacious suite at the Westin on Wednesday night. Among this motley crew of coaches were middle-aged men you might have never heard of: John Gallagher from Hartford, Mike Martin from Brown, Chris Harriman from New Mexico, Dave Pauley from the University of Sciences in Philly.

A clan of coaching eccentrics from around the country, none of whom has found the kind of mainstream success that college basketball and the month of March sometimes afford for the more fortunate but not always the more deserving.
https://www.cbssports.com/college-basketball/news/final-four-2018-the-stories-humble-loyola-chicago-coach-porter-moser-doesnt-want-told/

Friday, March 30, 2018

Back from the nine week-long international break the Premiers resume tomorrow.

16th place Crystal Palace host streaking Liverpool (3rd) at seven and one-half bells. Gonna miss that one, I'm afeared.

At 10:00 a.m. (in the morning (Normal People Time)) there's a gaggle of matches:

Silver medalist Manchester "Buccaneers" play 14th place Swansea at RayJay.

Nuevo Castillo and the Town meet in a Coca-Cola play-in along Tyne.

West Ham (17) and Southie (18) in another Coca-Cola Classic at the London Stadium, West Ham fans permitting.

Stick, trying to avoid a sip and a drop, too, play at Arsenal, who are playing for what again?

Burnley(7) at West Brom (20) for absolutely nothing.

Brighton (12)-Lester(7) ditto oh this is so dreary go back on international break.

Watford(11)-Comeinmymouth(10).

Once all that excitement has worn off we get to the only match I give a shit about (just cuz, they aren't playin' for nothin' neither), Everton(9)-God's Righteous Team of Angels in Sky BA-LOO (1) at 12:30.

For the first time in the whole history of the earth all soccer eyes will be trained on Los Angaleez. Welcome to Zlatan, L.A. The "Galaxy" host Los Angeles Football Club at 3:00.

"Dear Los Angeles, You're welcome."

"The lion is still hungry."

Oh, this is going to work out just fine. 

*Addendum "Russia to Expel 60 U.S. Diplomats; Tensions Are Worst in Decades"-New York Times

Got my attention. Read the article, from today:

Mr. Skripal, a former colonel in Russian military intelligence who was imprisoned in Russia for selling secrets to the British, was sent to Britain in 2010 as part of a spy swap. Why he would be targeted years later is unclear, but political and security analysts have said that the attack served as a warning to those who would cross Mr. Putin that, even in exile, they are never beyond the Kremlin’s reach.


Got my attention. Good point. Helluva good point.
...
Relations were already rocky over Moscow’s roles in the wars in Syria and Ukraine, its annexation of Crimea, its meddling in elections in the United States and elsewhere, the assassination of Kremlin foes in Russia and abroad, cyberattacks and disinformation campaigns against other countries and what Western officials have described as a broad, largely covert effort to destabilize and discredit liberal democracies.
...
The crisis over the poisoning of a former Russian double agent and his daughter has driven tensions between the Kremlin and the West to their highest pitch in decades. The responses raise the prospect of more serious escalations, either public or clandestine.

I clicked on the link "highest pitch in decades" This is from March 26 (We'll be working backward to 2001 from here ;):

Ivan I. Kurilla, an expert on Russian-American relations, and recalls a period of paralyzing mistrust that followed the 1917 Bolshevik Revolution.

“If you look for similarities with what is happening, it is not the Cold War that can explain events but Russia’s first revolutionary regime,” which regularly assassinated opponents abroad, said Mr. Kurilla, a historian at the European University at St. Petersburg.

He said that Russia’s president, Vladimir V. Putin, had no interest in spreading a new ideology and fomenting world revolution, unlike the early Bolsheviks, but that Russia under Mr. Putin had “become a revolutionary regime in terms of international relations.”

Ivan might want to consider those similarities from the personal perspective nd up his life insurance.

From the Kremlin’s perspective, it is the United States that first upended previous norms, when President George W. Bush withdrew the United States from the Antiballistic Missile accord, an important Cold War-era treaty, in 2002.

Got my attention big time. It was the withdrawal from the ABM treaty, huh? I remember that. It was the first time the U.S. had ever withdrawn from a major treaty. Didn't think that was a good idea at the time. I didn't remember that as being the start of the present upsets however. I had remembered it going further back, same issue, but back to the Reykjavík Summit, which was in...1986. Remember that, too. Both Reagan and Gorbachev looked crestfallen when they parted. 

Russia, Mr. Kurilla said, does not like the rules of the American-dominated order that have prevailed since then, “and wants to change them.”

Wait. Those are not the same thing. What "American rules" does Putin want to change and why? Not invading other sovereign countries? Not choosing the American president? What does pulling out of the ABM treaty have to do with any of that? Who was president in 2002 again? (long time ago)...Dubya. Of course. Fucking Dubya. MO-RON. Why did Dubya do that? I know it was right after 9/11, duh. Were those ballistic missiles that turned Windows on the World into Windows on the Ground? No. Did Dubya's decision have anything to do with 9/11?

"I have concluded the ABM treaty hinders our government's ways to protect our people from future terrorist or rogue state missile attacks."


It did. Just two months after 9/11. MO-RON.

"The 1972 ABM treaty was signed by the United States and the Soviet Union at a much different time, in a vastly different world," Mr. Bush said. "One of the signatories, the Soviet Union, no longer exists. And neither does the hostility that once led both our countries to keep thousands of nuclear weapons on hair-trigger alert, pointed at each other. Today, as the events of Sept. 11 made all too clear, the greatest threats to both our countries come not from each other, or other big powers in the world, but from terrorists who strike without warning or rogue states who seek weapons of mass destruction. We know that the terrorists, and some of those who support them, seek the ability to deliver death and destruction to our doorstep via missiles. And we must have the freedom and flexibility to develop effective defenses against those attacks."

"Neither does the hostility": HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

"Terrorists...seek the ability to deliver death and destruction..via missiles." 

How-even in Dubya's brain-could OBL launch a ballistic missile at the U.S.? What, did he have ballistic missile launchers in his cave in Afghanistan? I swear, if a bird had Dubya's brain it'd fly backwards. If 9/11 had been the result of missile launches, Dubya would have grounded plane flights in response.

The two leaders had agreed, President Bush said, that "my decision to withdraw from the treaty will not, in any way, undermine our new relationship or Russian security."

Ivan, did the two leaders agree? Wtf, Ivan?

Mr. Bush said he had given Russia formal notice of the move today. He added that he had forged common ground for a new strategic relationship with Moscow at a number of meetings with President Vladimir V. Putin, whom he referred to as "my friend."

With friends like that...

Putin said the decision to withdraw was "an erroneous one."

"As is well known, Russia and the U.S., unlike other nuclear powers, have for a long time possessed effective means to overcome missile defenses," he said.

"Therefore I fully believe that the decision taken by the president of the United States does not pose a threat to the national security of the Russian Federation."

Et tu, Ivan, a MO-RON?

BUT, BIG BUTT, from closer to the present day. From, Russia_Today_June_19, 2015:

"Not military conflicts but global decisions like the US unilateral withdrawal from the Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty lead to a Cold War,” Putin said. “This more in fact pushes us to a new round of the arms race, because it changes the global security system.” 

Ivan, you are not a moron, therefore your professorship is restored, but your life is still at stake. Enjoy. The Cold War and the arms race are the same, according to Putin. They did go together, but are they the same? If you have an arms race you have a cold war. If you use your nuclear arms you have a hot war. Can't you have a cold war without an arms race?  "I'm gonna fucking kill you." "Oh yeah! Fuck you, mother-fucker!" Stand off in the street between Trump and Biden. Nobody goes to the store to buy Glock. Countries can do that. You don't have to go buy a Glock, causing the other guy to go buy an AK. Why do you conjoin the two, Poot-poot?

March 1, 2018:

Russian President Vladimir Putin said Thursday his country has developed supersonic nuclear weapons that can reach anywhere in the world, and are "invulnerable to enemy interception."
During his state of the union address to Russian lawmakers in Moscow, Putin said the weapons cannot be tracked by anti-missile systems.

"We did our best to dissuade the Americans from withdrawing from the treaty. All in vain. The U.S. pulled out of the treaty in 2002," Putin said. "Even after that we tried to develop constructive dialogue with the Americans. We proposed working together in this area to ease concerns and maintain the atmosphere of trust. "But this was not to be. All our proposals, absolutely all of them, were rejected."

"Russia remained a nuclear power, but no one wanted to listen to us. Listen to us now,"


(Note: the U.S. does not believe these new Russian weapons actually exist.)


Yes! That's a garden variety arms race. That doesn't have to lead to choosing the president of the U.S. Consistent with Ivan being a moron, Ivan, don't get too comfortable in that chair, inconsistent with withdrawal from the ABM treaty being the cause of the present upsets. 

BUT, BUT, March 2, 2018:

Asked whether his Thursday's address to the Federal Assembly should be considered declaration of a new Cold War and whether the US and Russia are currently pursuing an arms race, Putin said:
"From my point of view, those who make statements about a new Cold War being launched, are not analysts, they engage in propaganda. If you speak about the arms race, it started when the US withdrew from the ABM Treaty."

...Now, both of those could be true ;)

*Addendum. HELD: The New Cold War did not start in 2002 with U.S. withdrawal from the ABM treaty, Putin's statement at the time in a nationwide address to the Russian people is dispositive. The suspicious Russian mindset did not start in 2002. Well trod path here so no retread: In a sentence, the suspicious Russian mindset goes back to James Baker's lies about reunification of Germany and NATO expansion in 1990 on the breakup of the Soviet Union. NATO then expanded in 1999 (Czech Republic, Hungary, Poland), then Dubya withdrew from the ABM, then Dubya again expanded NATO in 2004 ( Bulgaria, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania ,Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia), some new members right on Russia's border, started "intensified dialogue" on Ukraine in 2005 and with that Putin had seen enough. When he got wind of it he ran up to Condoleezza Rice and said "Ukraine is ours" and acted on that statement in 2014. Also in 2005 Putin created Russia Today with the explicit purpose of countering "the Anglo-Saxon domination of the media," the beginning of his propaganda war which led to Russia's defeat of the former United States in 2016. Then, "intensified dialogue" with Georgia in 2006 which led to the Russo-Georgian War in 2008 and Russian victory. These were the American imposed "rules" of international order that Putin rebelled against. The New Cold War, therefore, can be dated as beginning in 2004-05 in the brain of MO-RON Dubya.

Thursday, March 29, 2018

One Hand Clapping

The Miami "Heat" won tonight over a bad Chicago "Horned Cows" outfit. The "Heat" stand at 41-35, the same number of wins they had all of last year. "All": There are only six games left, if the "Heat" won all six they'd have 47 wins, an improvement of only six over last season. Disappointing year for Miami. At least they'll make the 'loffs.

Cleveland won last night in Charlotte. They had lost the night before in Miami. Previous to that they had won five in a row and are an impressive 14-8, good for 62% wins since The Trades. Prior to, they had won 58%. Cleve is 45-30, 10 games behind Toronto. But: Upcoming are the playoffs and they are streaking. Look out.

There is a highly anticipated match in Major League Soccer on Saturday. At 3:00 pm the Los Angeles "Galaxy," with Zlatan Ibrahimovic playing, take on the new model franchise in MLS, Los Angeles Football Club at the StubHub Center. It is the first L.A. Derby and this is going to be a doozy over the years. These are two first-rate, exceptionally well-run clubs. It's very early in the season. LAFC is only 2-0, the "Galaxy" is 1-1-1. The epicenter of North American soccer is now squarely west of the San Andreas fault and the ground will be shaking in Carson for this one. 

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Email received:

I would like to reproduce in my memoir the image of Bernard Bailyn which is found on your blog at https://publicoccurrenc.blogspot.co.nz/2015/09/happy-birthday-bernard-bailyn.html

Can you tell him how I can obtain permission to do so?

Many thanks,

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I think I just got it off a Google search Mr. [withheld], but I don't really remember. Here it is from Publocc. 

I hesitate to ask: has Professor Bailyn passed?

Hope-less

Hope Hicks' last day is today. She's taking her talents and white lies elsewhere.

Res Ipsa Loquitor

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I’m in Iowa. Someone asked if I were out here testing the waters. I said I haven’t seen any water.
1:21 PM · Mar 28, 2018

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While I’m in the mode of giving advice to the Iowa authorities, I think a few more hills would enliven the landscape. Also, the people are awfully nice. It’s a bit unnerving.

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If I’m going to be out here more, will have to have a talk with the Cedar Rapids airport authorities about the necessity of easy and widespread coffee availability at the airport at 5:10 am....

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Gee. I was (if I may say so) unrabid and hinged in Iowa last night, as I explained how Donald Trump could perhaps be denied the GOP renomination in 2020. Seems it’s some Trump supporters who’re becoming a bit rabid and unhinged, getting in fights with 17-year olds and the like. 

Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Anthropologia


Kim Jong-fade is in Beijing getting advice on how to fleece witting Russian Agent Orange in their up-coming talks (Credit, MAJOR CREDIT to Trump for the summit). But I digress. Xi Jinping always has the same wan smile on his face. Look at his mouth compared to Kim's. Okay, as the Chinese will surely point out, Kim can never be Chinese. Then look at the other Chinese in the troop review. (I'm still insulted I never got a review of troops when I went there the second time. I deserved it, they've been reviewing me ever since (Oh! By the way, that reminds me, they were here just the other day. Opened up ye olde Publocc and the dashboard was in Chinese. Again. I'll finish this below. Too many digressions.)). Xi wears that same wan smile whether he's meeting Kim, Trump, or his maker. One cannot read a face that never changes. I saw a picture of Xi when he was a young guy during the Cultural Revolution, one of the sent down youth. Same unreadable face. His predecessor, Hu Jintao, had a wonderful, broad smile. And a serious face, and, and. This one: one. We all wear masks.

Okay now to finish the digression. When the Chinese are here, and understand, they are not just reviewing me, they take control of the frigging internal dashboard...and don't do anything else. They don't empty my account of ad "revenue," they don't disable the website, nothing. I was re-reading Kissinger's On China last weekend and that is what Chinese do! In fact, On China opens with an example of this, what 'Enery calls "offensive deterrence." The example was the 1962 (I believe it was) India-China Himalayas war. Mao went frigging nuts on the Indian army, I mean just mauled them, crushed them. Youlda thought he was making his way for New Delhi. And then Mao stopped. Just stopped...And returned captured Indian materiel, tanks, etc. (?) It was fucked up, man. Kissinger's point was that in Mao's discussion of the planned attack with his generals he hearkened back to two other wars, one with India, centuries, millenia, ago. "See, our ancestors did it this way. That's what we're gonna do." And the generals got the references! Not like us stupid Americans, "We gotta avoid another sneak attack like the Germans made on Pearl Harbor." China is the oldest continuous civilization on earth was HK's point.

Offensive deterrence is the bright idea that going batshit on an enemy will deter him into not sweating the small stuff. Like, taking out North Korea's nuclear capability, "That'll show Kim! He won't do that again!" What? Dude...

Needless to say the Chinese strategy of offensive deterrence has not traveled well. Other countries do. not. get. it. But the Chinese keep doing it. 1969: The Chinese launched a huge attack on Soviet troops in their border "war." Just destroyed a Soviet division. How do you think the Soviet Union took that? "Well, if you're going to be that way about it just take those islands". No. Next thing you know Soviet diplomats were asking their counterparts what their governments' position would be if the Soviet Union, like, nuked China. "Those squinty-eyed bastards!" was the actual comment a Soviet official made to an American official at the UUUU NNNN. Try to wrap your brain around a Soviet guy saying that to an American guy at the height of the Soviet-American COLDDD WARRR! It severely messed with their heads.

Chinese did the same in Korea. Sent 1,000,000 of their best squinty eyes into direct combat with the Americans. Nearly got themselves nuked there, too! MacArthur wanted to A-bomb China. Truman had to fire him.

Cultural Revolution: Struggle sessions in which the victim casually locks his house door to keep his "appointment" with the Red Guards and at the stadium entrance replies to the screamed query on his business there, "Aren't you having a struggle session? You can't have a struggle session without me." That struggle session guy "got" what was "really" going on (whatever that was) and took it in stride. Because he was Chinese. Non-Chinese?  Not so much.

So much of Chinese behavior is symbolic. It is palimpsest. In actions where China's existential survival is put at risk (Chinese really need to ditch offensive deterrence), in actions of real violence to other Chinese, in fucking with an American's stupid blog, in the biggest of ways and in the most petty, Chinese behavior is best understood from an anthropological perspective. And even then you can't make sense of it. Like Xi Jinping's wan smile.
good morning humpbacks.

Tuesday, March 27, 2018

all work and no play makes jack a dull, rich boy

Sunday, March 25, 2018

True North


That is a Northern Hemisphere blog represented there, lol. The U.S., Russia, China, Romania, Canada, Poland, Portugal, and France to be precise.

37 Dead, Including Many Children, Dozens More Dead Expected In Russian Mall Fire

In the Chalk Regional both number one seeds won, Villanova comfortably over number three Texas Tech, 71-59 and, just now, in what looks like a real barn burner, Kansas beat two seed Dook in OT 85-81. Nova and KU will square off to play the winner of Meeshagan(3)-LYCHI(11) in the national champeenship game.

Shoot First, Ask Questions Later

My goodness. So, John Dowd resigned recently as one of Trumpie's lawyers, right? On Monday, his other lawyer, Jay Sekulow, announced that Joseph diGenova and wife Victoria Toensing were replacing Dowd. diGenova in particular seemed to be a natural for Trump who had seen him on Red Fox repeatedly frothing at the mouth against Robert Mueller. And, truth be told, Dowd and another of Trump's lawyers, Ty Cobb, had been misleading their client, unwittingly or wittingly, into believing that Mueller's investigation would likely be over by the beginning or shortly after January, 2018. So, it all made sense to bring in a frother who would tell Trump what he wanted to hear, fire Mueller.

Today however, the self-same Jay Sekulow announced that Froth & Wife were not being brought on board the sinking ship. "Conflict of interest," Sekulow said. Toensing represents some guy who told Mueller he believed Hope #WhiteLiesMatter Hicks was pretty close to obstructing justice in drafting a memo concerning Don, Jr.'s meeting with those Russians at Trump Tower. That is not a conflict of interest. Rather, there was a conflict of "personal chemistry" when Trump interviewed Froth & Wife on Thursday, three days after he hired them. Hire, then interview.

Which begs the questions: who does Trump have good personal chemistry with; what is good chemistry to him?; and does Trumpian good chemistry have anything to do with the job specs? Consider:

He mulled Senator Bob Corker for Secretary of State but nixed him because Corker wasn't Taller.
Hired Rex Tillerson instead. Looks like a SecState, Rex did. Saw that Trump was a "moron," Rex did also and so didn't develop the requisite personal chemistry with him, Trump didn't.

Initially considered John Bolton for National Security Advisor but nixed him because he didn't like Bolton's walrus mustache. Hired clean-shaven, dirty-handed Michael Flynn, instead. Turned out well.

Then hired Bolton to replace H.R. McMaster, with whom he didn't have good "personal chemistry."

Now, hired then interviewed Froth and Wife and unhired them because they presented as "disheveled" in the interview.

Lol, Trumpie.

Most impulsive, inept decision-maker ever in his position. A complete moron.

Saturday, March 24, 2018

Soccer in the suburbs? Beckham group is looking beyond Miami for its stadium site.

(Miami Herald)

Who the fuck is Ben Richardson? Ben Richardson just made another three point shot; the kid is 5/6 from range today. Killin' 'em, Ben Richardson is...61-38 now...You don't stop Ben Richardson, you can only hope to contain him. And the Mildcats are not doing that!
It's now 52-33 with fourteen minutes left in the game This one is in the books. Loyola will become only the fourth 11 seed to make the Final Four in the history of the 64-team field. Jesus Christ.

I looked at Loyola's schedule the other day. They only lost five games all year. They play in the Missouri Valley Conference which I think is a well-regarded mid-major conference. But they did not punch above their weight class. They didn't play an early season game against an elite team from a major conference as you often see. With no base for measure it is very difficult to tell how good you are. So they didn't have any "good" wins that I recall and they only had one "bad" loss, but it was a stinker. Got blown out by Boise State in Boise. This is basketball now, not tackle football. Boise State t'ain't shit in b-ball.

Anyway--54-35 now, 12 minutes to go--what a frigging surprise team. 
Jesus Christ, LYCHI is ramblin' on. They lead K-State 36-24 at the half. Twelve points is a big ass deficit when you've only scored double that. Jesus Christ. Fucking LYCHI.
Good morning fighting saints.

Friday, March 23, 2018

Zlatan Ibrahimovic to L.A. Galaxy


Go ahead! Mock me! I know, he's 36 years old. Typical Minor League Soccer move. 

WRONG. That sumbitch can PLAY. AND he looks like Satan and the Joker. 

GOOD move by the Galaxy.
Arright, look: These are the fucking alternative "news" stories I could have posted and if they put the scotch in your soda, they're still available. Drink up!

How about this one, huh?

Harry Connick Jr. talks colon cancer screening options

Huh? You like?

OR

Deep-sea video captures the sexual hookup of live anglerfish for the first time

Anglerfish do it deeper.

Your Grilled Burger May Come with a Side of High Blood Pressure

And!


Inside the Kennedy family 'curse'

OH my God. The statute of limitations ran on that about 30 years ago. CNN has it! You still think my pithy analysis of the NCAA tourney was insipid? Go read Harry Connick's colonoscopy and call me in the morning. 
Kyrie Irving is having knee surgery :o Prolly lost to the "Beans" for the duration.

Professorial Basketball Tournament

With the exception of 11-seed Syracuse tonight's half of the Sweet Sixteen is all the chalk, two ones, two twos, a three and two fives. That's the Midwest and East.

By stark contrast, last night's half, the West and South, had one three, a four, a five, two sevens, two nines and an eleven, LYCHI...So...So, sew your underpants. It's a little interesting.

LYCHI Nuts

Loyola of Chicago (11th seeded) keeps ramblin' on. The "Ramblers" beat Nevada last night 69-68 to get to the "Elite Eight" of the men's scholarly basketball tournament. They join two nine seeds, Florida State and Kansas State, who beat Gonzaga and Kentucky respectively, and Meeshagin, a three, who trounced Texas A&M.

Thursday, March 22, 2018

Another One Bites the Dust

McMaster is gone. Bolton, an uber-hawk, is in. The Nazification of the Trump administration continues. Chances of the Kim Summit with Pompeo at State and Bolton as National Security Advisor: fading.

Heather's, Lyke, Moment Passes: Dan Hurley Chooses UConn