Another one...

John McEntee, personal aide and "a constant presence at Mr. Trump’s side for the past three years," was dismissed with unction today. John, whose duties included making "sure Mr. Trump had markers to sign autographs, delivered messages to him in the White House residence and, over the weekend, ensured that the clocks in the White House residence were adjusted for daylight-saving time," that John McEntee was fired for "an unspecified security issue," per the Wall Street Journal. (?) Were the markers coated with anthrax? Was the security issue commensurate with the gravity of his duties? Sheesh. Apparently so for John was given the gallows walk, personally escorted out of the White House. Wasn't even given time to gather up his personal belongings, John wasn't. Left his suit jacket behind and everything, John did. Sheesh.