Continuing our popular series "Learned Mini-Treatises That I Make Up As I Go Along on Sin, Crime, Bad Jokes, and the Apologia Culture" I entirely agree (what else?) with ABC's decision to cancel professional comedienne Rosanne Barr's new TV show for this tweet on former Obama strategist Valerie Jarrett,

"muslim brotherhood & planet of the apes had a baby=vj."

Too much pain, insufficient gain for Barr's apology that it was a "bad joke".

That's my story and I'm sticking to it at 11 pm in the night, Normal Cop Time when my head hurts. Leave me alone.