Man. The sign. The attractive woman perfectly positioned...The shock look on her face as she reads her phone, "Move! There's a sign behind you, look over your right shoulder, you fucking idiot! Have some consciousness of your surroundings, ma'am. Dear God."

I'm 100% convinced that that is a real picture in every way. She's not a model. That sign, wherever it is, says what it says, it has not been photo shopped. However. But. Where there is a picture like that there is a cockroach who has been lying in wait. Who knows how long? I don't think you could get that in a day. Some cockroach had been sitting unpresussosedly nearby at just the right angle. How many fellow cockroaches had come by before she did? Disgusting old cockroaches like me, maybe homeless guys. "Unacceptable" female subjects. Scarlett Johansen this woman ain't but she'll do. Attractive. No, henstaked his position out with care and waited for the right "subject"/victim to get in just the right position. And then he struck street candid gold with the cell phone reaction. A slightly creepy candid hall of fame photo is what he got. It's not obscene, just funny, unfortunate, premeditated, juxtaposition captured by a cockroach with a camera.