Wednesday, May 23, 2018

Waitress!

Twelve North Korean waitresses are now now holding up the Trump-Kim summitt. That's how stupid this has gotten.

The Waitstaff 12 defected to the South--Between courses? Could I at least have a doggy bag?--the North claims they were kidnapped and is demanding their return. Moon is red and has passed on the compliments to the co-chef, Trump, who now says there is "substantial" possibility those coins will have to be melted down.