Saturday, June 22, 2019

The Great Crack-Up of the English-Speaking Peoples

Hurricane season started June 1. I did not enjoy last season’s Cat 3. The summer season started yesterday. I do not enjoy summer in Miami. It is the Mean Season for the undersigned.

Police responded to the home of presumptive British Prime Minister Boris Johnson. A heated row with his girlfriend alarmed neighbors who called the bobbies. BoJo led Brexit for the Tories which was endorsed by CorrupTrump, who was accused by another woman of sexual assault yesterday, who also endorsed BoJo for Peem who emigrated from New York City, USA to Britain one step ahead of the Colonies’ tax collector. Taxation without representation is grabbing them by the pussy without consent.

The Brooklyn “Nets” are favorites to land Bed Bugs Irving and Achilles Durant. Long Island/New Jersey/Brooklyn haven’t had one player as good as either of those two since Dr J.