According to the Guardian Chelsea are routing Manchester United at Ray Jay...Man U lead 1-0 on a PK in the 18'. The Guardian writer touts that a "scorelie" rather than a scoreline, the penalty not against the run of play but an "affront" to the run of play.

I never liked that kind of commentary, which is very common in Merry Ol'. The score is 1-0 to United. That is not a lie.