As always, The Guardian and its readers capture it exactly:
17:25 EDT
And that will do! Wow, what an odd night. Thanks for joining me for it, and see you again soon!
Michael Cox
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@Zonal_Marking
I've honestly never seen a 2-7 before. Look at it. It doesn't even look right. When was the last 2-7 in (vaguely top-level) football?
Rob Moore
@hankbobbym
@NickAmes82 Seven, and to think Bayern should have had a penalty for Rose’s contact in the box. These Spurs players are either not good enough or not interested in being there. Shameful.
An unsparing assessment. It might be the second part, you know. What on earth has gone wrong?
16:47 EDT
90 min: Bayern have been brilliant for the final hour but this isn’t normal, is it? There’s something wrong with – at - Spurs.
16:46 EDT
Goal! Spurs 2-7 Bayern (Gnabry 88)
What on earth is happening? It’s SEVEN! Gnabry has time to shoot right-footed on the edge of the area, sets himself and whips it past Lloris. Spurs have gone; this has been a quite terrible, terrible capitulation and the repercussions may be long-lasting.