That’s what you are too, a Madam! And the “House” you preside over is a House of Ill Repute! You have cheapened the importance of a very ugly word, Trump! You have a “Squad” of illegal immigrant Mud People and Muslims with blood coming from their mouths, blood coming from their wherever, who you prostitute…Hold on, I’m over the Twitter maximum characters…

…including Congressmullah Rashida Tlaib who said “We’re going to go in there and we’re going to impeach the motherf----r.” Who is she talking about, I never f---ed my mother! Why don’t they go back to their own Shithole countries and impeach their own dictators? You have shifty Fagan Schiff, pimping for you!

You are violating your oaths of office, you are breaking your allegiance to the Constitution, you are declaring open war on American Democracy, you are just copying me! I am the one who does the interfering in elections. I am the one who does the subverting of democracy. I am the one who does the Obstructing of Justice. I am the one inflicting pain and suffering for my own selfish, personal, political, partisan and financial gain. It’s all about ME!

You dare to invoke the paranoid, parricidal, mentally ill Founding Fathers to undo my election-nullification scheme—yet your spiteful actions display unfettered contempt for Amerika 2.0’s paranoid, parricidal, mentally ill Founder: ME!

Everyone, you included, knows what is really happening. Your chosen candidate won the election in 2016, in a popular vote landslide (2,868,686 votes) and you and your party have never gotten over that it was stolen from you. And you know who stole it: ME! You view Russian-style democracy as your enemy!

Speaker Pelosi, you miserable wizard sleeve c---, one hundred years from now, when even YOU may be dead, when people look back at my affairs, I want them to understand them and learn from them, so that it never happens again: another president like ME!