77 mins: Rodri plays Mahrez through, but his first touch is poor. Or rather excellent. [?] It is disappointingly good, [?!] and rather than sending the ball forward to run onto it sticks under his feet, he has to stop, and the defence gets back. “Is it possible Pep doesn’t actually know he has that haute couture logo on the back of his coat?” [Yinz are outta yinz fucking minds.] wonders Graham Moger. “At school, we used to have a trick with a blackboard rubber and chalk, and the victim wasn’t aware of the prank until removing their school blazer. That’s one for your younger readers - both of them.”