"I think Congress made a mistake not protesting turning the Rose Garden into what looks like the entrance to Liberace’s bathroom."
-President Clinton "to a laughing crowd" in Hollywood, Florida
"He seems very focused on home renovations. He should be on HGTV. "He's got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory."
-President Obama in Cleveland, Ohio
"What do you want to do?"
"I'll take the Rose Garden."
"Good! I'll take the White House."