Wednesday, October 21, 2026

FT Vice 106 Ice 131

Okay, look at this:

Antetokounmpo scored 35 before fouling out...

Nice, huh? Fouls out. Weeee! Wait:

Minnesota took command with a six-minute burst that started in the late second quarter ['member, I said, Ice started to put some space between us and them?]...and... wound up as a 23-7 run, one that turned a one-point Timberwolves lead into a 78-61 edge. Edwards and Ball [guards, those two are GUARDS] combined for 17 points during that spurt, while the Heat missed six of nine shots and turned the ball over on four possessions.

Huh? 3/9, fo' turnovers!

Miami was within eight midway through the third quarter, before Minnesota went on a 45-23 run. Edwards [Guard] had 18 in that burst, while Miami missed on 11 of 12 3-point tries. 

Those 3-point things? They're usually taken by GUARDS. On our team you don't have to GUARD our GUARDS and our GUARDS can't GUARD your GUARDS. Our GUARDS can't guard your shin guards or your chin straps or your fucking JOCK STRAPS!