Tuesday, June 06, 2017

Greater Manchester

Greater Manchester's two soccer clubs are the most valuable in Britain, surpassing all of the London clubs, and in the top five in Europe, per KMPG. Nothing new for United, of course, but for City, for those of us who remember Maine Road? THANK YOU SHEIKH MANSOUR!:

Rank Club Value
1 Manchester United $3.69bn
2 Barcelona         $3.64bn
3 Real Madrid         $3.58bn
4 Bayern Munich $2.71bn
5 Manchester City $2.08bn
6 Arsenal                 $1.93bn
7 Chelsea                 $1.85bn
8 Liverpool         $1.49bn
9 Juventus                 $1.26bn
10 Tottenham Hotspur $1.06bn

Dancing with the Cops

Continuing our popular series "Dancing with the Cops" we have this entry from Sweden:

Worth a different view.

Strong, Sweden, STRONG!

Russia!

Rhode Island, USSA

Parts Unknown!

Parts Unknown II


Very nice. Okay! Decision time. Our judges rule unanimously that our winner is...SWEDEN!

Monday, June 05, 2017

Catfish 4, Flightless Birds 1, 2.22 left 3rd

Turn out the lights,
The party's O-ver.

Back to Mr. Pitt's boro even-steven at 2. WHAT a coming out for Nashville.

Cavs coach Tyronn Lue looks like he knows Cleveland can’t win"-Fox Sports

:o

Et tu, Lue? What is the matter with these people? Was it over when the Mexicans took down the Twin Towers?! Does everybody in Cleveland quit? IS THE NBA FIXED?! How do you have the COACH of the defending world champeens throwing shade on his own parade?

I am a big reader...of body language. So is this guy and this is what he read in T Lue's post-game 2 presser:

"...I’m going to trust my eyes, and I may be totally wrong on this, but this is what I have seen through two games of the series. I didn’t just see it last night, I saw it in Game 1.

"Let’s start with the image I saw after the game. Now, generally, this is the way it works: Winning coaches seem to be happy, and losing coaches are often sad or angry.

[Ever seen Nick Saban?]

"But after the game at the podium last night, Tyronn Lue - the coach of the Cavaliers - was not angry. In fact, at some points he was smiling!

"You know what that look is? That look is ‘media, it doesn’t matter, we’re outmanned.’ That’s the look.

"No coach for LeBron since that first Finals against San Antonio has had that look. Tyronn Lue never had that look in the Eastern Conference finals this year or last. He never had that look in the Finals last year.

"Tyronn Lue has the... look. The sort of ‘guys, you’re watching the same thing I am, they’re a little deeper, a little younger, a little longer, a little more athletic, and we don’t have the people to match up with Durant. We’re having a hard enough time stopping Steph and Klay and Draymond, Igoudala…. We don’t have the pieces.’

"That’s what I see from Tyronn Lue. Tyronn Lue knows after two games… ‘listen, it’s not us, it’s them. Damn, they’re good, and we don’t have an answer.’

"That’s what I saw after the game last night. You see it rarely, but you do see it.

"… When the coaches give you the smile after a loss, or in the middle of a game they’re getting trounced, that smile is confirmation that they’re seeing what you’re seeing. Golden State’s an all-timer.”

People are threatening the integrity of the game when they do this. Players take nights off. LBJ demonstrably has gone through the motions when his eyes haven't deceived him. Shouldn't be. Shouldn't happen. L'Effort. Come on, guys! But a coach. Can't RECALL, doesn't mean it hasn't happened, in fact this guy, Mr. Cowshears, says Bawston's coach had the same "no mas" look in this year's series against Cleve, I haven't seen it in a coach. And hope I never do. 

Smashville 3 Iceburgh 1 END2

So SOON! Had no idea they resumed tonight until my son texted me. "Predators" "Make Life Better" in Nashville as in State College, Pa! How 'bout that! Heh-heh-heh-heh.  SHUT DOWN PENN STATE! Hate your fucking guts you fucking swine.


Ah. A policeman dancing with the kids at Ariana Grande's One Love Manchester benefit concert.
Lue:

In Kerr's return, a chess matchup broke out four minutes into the third quarter, when Green picked up his fourth foul and Kerr replaced him with Andre Iguodala. Cleveland's Tyronn Lue countered by going for offense over rebounding, sending in Channing Fryefor Thompson. That prompted Kerr to sub guard Shaun Livingston for center Zaza Pachulia. So the lineups were Curry, Durant, Thompson, Iguodala and Livingston against LeBron, Iman Shumpert, Kevin Love, Kyrie Irvingand Frye. About two minutes later, Lue went even smaller, going with Kyle Korver and Richard Jefferson for Frye and Love. That lineup pulled the Cavs to within four. Lue:

So the lineup was: LBJ, Shumpert, Irving, Korver, and Jefferson. +\-:

LBJ: -11/39 mins.
Shumpert: -5/22 mins.
Irving: -17/40 mins.
Korver: -3/23 mins.
Jefferson: -7/13 mins.

That looks better! Maybe looks are deceiving. What is their minus-per-minute (lies, damn lies and statistics)?

LBJ: -.28
IS: -.23
Irving: -.43
KK: -.13
Jefferson: -.54

Well, fuck Jefferson, he had nothing to do with it, ESPN. He came in either for Lovey Dovey Turtle Dovey (-.27/min), or for Frye (+0/11). Bad move, dumb-ass move. And Lue: J.R. Smith (-.94 over two games)? Take J.R. out and shoot him. KK and IS played substantial minutes in game two, much more than Jefferson, and had much better +/-'s.You wanna say fuck Kyrie too except he's Kyrie. Well, fuck Kyrie, anyhow: How 'bout having LBJ play point guard!

Lue, here's your lineup:

LBJ
Shumpert
Korver
Frye
Love

What's the matter with that lineup? Not a damn thing! You're welcome, Lue. Lue, I want you to lose, okay? SWEPT! 4-0! I want to see the Greatest Team in the Whole History of the Earth. I want the wine and gold to be made blood and pus. I don't like Land O' Mistakes, I like LBJ, so I wanted him to win one last year and I gave you some advice which you had the good sense to ignore. This year, I don't give a shit who wins unless GS can wipe their ass with you. So, yeah. You're welcome, Lue.
113-91 (-22) and 132-113 (-19). Three point improvement!

No, there is not much to like there. Cleve was competitive for a half in both games, down 8 in the first, 3 in the second. In both games however they got drenched by a Golden Shower in the third, 33-20 and 35-24. In eight quarters of play they have won one.

Different type games, though. I said different, not better. Cleve played good D in the first. Held The City to 42.5% shooting. Only shot 34.9 their own selves, though. LBJ had the worst +/- of any Cadaver, -22. It was the Big Three (28, 24, 15) and nothing in scoring. Their fourth "leading" "scorer" had 9.  For Golden Pond it was the Big Two and 8! Durant had 38, the Elf Magician 28. Other than that Mrs Lincoln...Maybe spend less time guarding D Green and Klay Thompson?

T Lue said they were not going to turn the series into a slog fest, they were going to run in game two. Thus, 113 points. Apparently can't run and play defense at the same time. Thus 132 points. What if they played D like they did in game one and scored like they did in game 2! Still wouldnta won. 113-113. :( If you're a wine and gold aficionado :( Did spend less time guarding D Green (12) and Klay Thompson (22)...and Durant (33) and Curry (32) too. GS had five guys in double figures, team shooting: 51.7%. LBJ hurt his team less in part deux, only a -11, "good" for fourth least hurtful on his team.

No effort talk after this one. That's good. What if this is their best effort? Arf.

Wine and gold lining? History! The winos are YUUGE on history, recent history, too. Like last year they lost the first two, too. Got blown out in the second. Then, in the third, they blew out. Went down 3-1 and still won. Played better D in '16, held GS under 100 thrice, never gave up 132 (120). Elf Magician not himself? No KD. KD is killing them. 71 points in two games.

What if...Lue, take it from here.

Sunday, June 04, 2017

That's 2

121-104, 5:43 left in game. 

Golden Pond 67 Mistake Lake 64 HT

Both teams shooting over 50; Gold 13 TO's, Wine and Gold 7;  Thompson +8, Iguodala 0; Korver +7,  Irving -1 (5 most minutes).

Night.

"The Vanishing American Adult"-Ben Sasse

The vanishing American adult, Ben Sasse.

Gol'en State 40 Clevelan' 34 END1


Be Awesome

Man. Somebody with a little graphic arts ability (not me) could pretty easily fashion this
into this
And then you'd have the Penn State "Predators."

In Memoriam: June 4, 1989


Ah, Ms. Ali, whom I admire and hugely agree with, but not here.


Watching terror in London unfold: who are we kidding?This is a Jihadi guerrilla warfare not an issue for law enforcement. Time to wise up.7:19 PM · Jun 3, 2017
I read someone prominent, I don't remember who, write that the London attacks were "guerrilla" warfare by Islam. Not accurate.

Islam carries out suicide attacks, as in Manchester, or near suicide attacks, like here, not guerrilla actions, because while Islam's men do not fear death, they have an uncommonly intense dread of physical pain. The guerrilla hopes to live to attack more; Islam's attackers ensure that that they will be killed.

When feasible, therefore, Christendom should not instantly kill Islam's soldiers, they should be captured alive and should be made to suffer as much physical pain as Christian moral, ethical, and legal codes permit.

Islam Attacks London

Seven are dead, 36 in hospital, 21 in critical condition. Twelve people arrested, three perpetrators killed. 

Saturday, June 03, 2017

Nashville 5 Pittsburgh 1 Final

It's over. But I bet Nashville's just startin' to party! God bless the people of Nashville! They are a something.

Lesser Britain

I am staggered. The nation of "Some chicken, some neck!", of "We shall fight them on the beaches", of "Do your duty," has become the nation of Run, Hide, Tell. 

Run

"Kids, I INSIST you go with me...But I'm going to run and not slow down and abandon you."

Okay! Do NOT obey the police. Fuck Run, Hide, Tell.

"London Bridge: Panic after van and knife terror attacks"-CNN

What would they expect?

Islam Attacks London

Our latest statement about the incident in . We have taken at least 20 patients to six hospitals across London.

NiagaraFalls-ville

Listen with me to the crowd in Nashville:

3-1

2-1

https://twitter.com/NHL/status/871178331416387584

https://twitter.com/NHL/status/871180946300710912

OhMyGod!!!!!!!I'm sorry Pittsburgh, I SOOO hope Nashville wins the Stanley Cup. These fans, this city, my God. My GOD, Nashville!

Nashville 3 Pittsburgh 1 END2

Amazing. The Amazing Preds.
Waiting at seat for every member of the working press in Nashville.

This Is A Something

My son, text:

2-1!!! Place is going NUTS


Hey @NHL I don't think I've EVER heard a crowd as loud as @PredsNHL, this is insane!9:38 PM · Jun 3, 2017


Conversat


Keith Cromwell @CromwellKeith

Wouldn't mind being at this @PredsNHL game right now. Place completely rocking off the charts !!!!9:40 PM · Jun 3, 2017


Lee Jones @LeeJonesCTV

I love this Nashville crowd. Makes me want to watch a @PredsNHL playoff game there. #Smashville9:42 PM · Jun 3, 2017


This is the tweet of the night:

I don't even need to watch. I can literally sit outside on a porch in Nashville and hear when the Predators score. The whole city cheers.

Catfish 2 Flightless Birds 1

Two goals 42 seconds apart and N-vill leads P-burgh, now 12:03 2P.

Iceburgh 1 Smashville 0, End1

Jake Guentzel for Pittsburgh again.

Run, Hide, Tell? What, The, Fuck?

"Turn your phone to silent and turn off vibrate": What is that about, so you don't give away your location? Only thing I can think of...And since it's opposite "HIDE".

Obey the police. PLEASE! ALWAYS OBEY THE POLICE! So RUN, HIDE, TELL. Don't fight, talk, build...Don't keep calm and carry on...Are we sure this is the message we want to send? To have people obey? Don't fight back? Don't try to disarm? Don't try to aid the injured? Na-ah. I ain't runnin', man. I ain't hidin'.

Islam Attacks London

Police have urged Londoners to run to safety, hide, turn off their phones and only call police when it is safe to do so. 

Turn_off_your_phone?