Sunday, September 01, 2024

Can't get over this cat. The beauty. She's breathtaking.






Mocking the New York Times--New York Times Pitchbot

New York Times Pitchbot

@DougJBalloon

A new poll shows that 52% of voters support Kamala Harris for president. But in this incel Telegram group chat, that number feels much lower.

10:53 AM · Sep 1, 2024
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Mocking Nate Silver--New York Times Pitchbot

New York Times Pitchbot

My model ranks JD Vance as the worst vice presidential pick of all time politically. And I tell you where to get the best donuts in Atlanta. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.

"Laughing at Trump"-The Atlantic (podcast)

 


Investors: Kamala 49.5% trumpie 49.2%

 


Morning Console



🎵September Morn🎵


65 Days to Election Day

I've been doing this now for 35 days and of course the campaign has been all year. No way to hold an election. The populace gets burned out.

Saturday, August 31, 2024

FT Aggies (20) 13 Ladies (7) 23


Aggies (20) 13 Ladies (7) 20, 1:54 4Q

Agatha bitter giddeyup.

FT Arregon (3) 24 Idaho 14

The Quacks are no. THREE in the nation?!?! Which nation?

THE WOMEN SCORED TOUCHDOWNS! :o

One apiece. Aggies (20) 13 Ladies (7) 13, 6:23 4Q.

Investors: 49.3% Tie

 Bronze:

🕒 Last update: 1:00 p.m., Saturday, August 31: Another day of slight decline for Kamala Harris, and it’s the same culprits — the convention bounce adjustment, which you’re welcome to argue with but I defend in the new edition of SBSQ, and the polling in Pennsylvania, where we added two new polls showing Trump slightly ahead. Democrats shouldn’t worry so much about the Trafalgar poll; it counts as a Republican poll by our standards and the model accounts for its strong GOP house effect. But a Wick poll showing Harris down a point in the multiway matchup isn’t great for the vice president, especially considering it shows that she would have run much stronger with Josh Shapiro on the ticket.

 


 

Electoral College map per above per Bronze


 

I'll take that dos tomorrow.

Aggies (20) 6 The University of Our Lady of the Lake (7) 6, 11:14 3Q. THEY CAN'T PLAY!

THIS IS AS BORING AS FOLLOWING A "STEELERS"-IOWA GAME!

Aggies 6 The University of Our Lady of the Lake 6 HT

Is tackle football really the right sport for ladies?

This is the most painful, poignant, heart-breaking, loving tribute I have ever seen

"Thank you for the best years of my life. Despite losing you, I am still the luckiest girl in the world to have been yours. I love you so so much. You were perfect. Some days it felt too good to be true. I love every single thing about you. You are my forever and I can't wait to be with you again. I love you so much forever and ever. The absolute best dad in the world. So caring and loving. The best partner to go through parenthood with. John never missed a single appointment. Was the best at putting the baby to sleep and the Apple of Noa's eye. I love how much she looks like him. We are going to make you proud. We love you so so so much daddy."

Meredith Gaudreau, widow of Columbus Blue Jacket player Johnny Gaudreau, killed with his brother Thursday night while riding their bikes by a drunk driver.

I saw this much earlier today and couldn't post it. About made me cry. Oh, to be loved like that!

On the eve of the Christian sabbath, too. SAD!

 

Sinner coasts as opponent left 'a little bit clueless'

COCKS! FT 23-19 The Old Dominions

"Executive Head Coach" 🙄

Ron Roberts from Auburn. Roberts is a grizzled veteran in the business and was the defensive coordinator last season for the Tigers. His title at Florida is are 1) Inside Linebackers Coach along with being listed as 2) the Executive Head Coach/3) Co-Defensive Coordinator.

Napier was asked about the Executive Head Coach title during his press conference on Wednesday.

"There is a mentor-like relationship there and a ton of respect there (between Ron Roberts and Austin Armstrong) [the afore-self-mocked dough boy]…. (Roberts) has mentored a million defensive coaches in his career."

 Napier would later go on to explain what the role of Armstrong and Roberts would be given what seems like two job titles that would clash against each other.

"Austin (Armstrong) calls the plays, but we are getting a guy who can coach the coaches… (Roberts) is the head coach of the defense to some degree."

...

 This is going to continue to be a topic of conversation because 👉if Florida comes out against Miami and lays an egg on defense,👈🥚


or frankly lays an egg against anyone this season, questions will be asked as to who is calling the plays.

It's also possible Napier is ahead of the game and 👉sees a vision the rest of us don't.👈


The University of Our Lady of the Lake (7) 3 Aggies 3

I'm against men transitioning to women to play sports. UNFAIR advantage! But I guess it's okay if they play only other trans teams.

Olé Mississippi 31 Fulham 0, 8:42 2q

North Alabama 32 South Texas 42, 13:31 4Q

Why does Rice 0 play Sam Houston 17, 13:57 2Q

cocks?

South-Carolina-Must-Be-Destroyed 16 The Old Dominions 19, 9:46 4Q

AP doesn't write shit like this unless it's real

 ...[the] fact his buyout is common knowledge points to how dysfunctional his tenure has been.

This year was supposed to be different. He layered nearly every aspect of the program, hiring a new defensive coordinator, a new special teams coordinator, a new strength and conditioning coach and a new nutritionist.

I don't even know what the fuck "layered" means in a football program. I sure as hell wouldn't have thought it meant hiring a "NEW nutritionist."

 Little looked different to begin Year 3...

Among the most egregious miscues: Napier, who retained play-calling duties despite outside cries for him to give them up, dialed up runs on two third-and-5 plays. And his defense committed two roughing the passer penalties to extend first-half drives that led to touchdowns.

 The takeaway

...

 Florida: The Gators showed no progress on the defensive side of the ball despite spending significant capital to upgrade that side of the ball.

FU has lost SIX games in a row dating back to 2023

FT Alligators 17 Gardeners (19) 41. UMG was a tryoo and one-half point pick.

17-41, 2:50 4Q. FU's backup just threw an INT. Their starter got hurt throwing an INT at the UMG goal line.

COCKS! 13-7 The Old Dominons HT