Google, I assume you are now doing this with every blog, correct? Why, if I may ask? Does it mess with your algorithm or something, your p->q's, your biorhythms, what? And why now, why this week? There are hundreds of posts here with no title. I don't want to write a title to every goddamned post. A post like the last one was just to acknowledge this as a public occurrence, it wasn't to start a frigging series on Kerry or yachts where the reader might want to be tipped off-Oooh, here's another installment on "Kerry and Yachts." It's not as if readers were inconvenienced by having to wade through hundreds of words before the point was revealed. Why do you make me now have to think about a title? What am I going to call this one, "Egypt, Kerry," "Kerry, Yachts?" Why do you want to make me think about a title for such a little post?
There are also times, Google, I confess :( when I have a writerly reason for not titling a post, like the first Gettysburg one. The reason is I had decided on that image-and was going to write something about the start of the battle-but then thought just to leave the image, that it was a little burlesque, a little tease, that it might make some people curious and then they discover on their own or they realize and," Ah-hah! The Battle of Gettysburg started today." And maybe then, "Ooh, it started at the time the post was published." Sometimes it's a little "fun," Google, to have an "Ah-hah" moment, to have it "dawn" on you, like when you first discovered that your pee-pee was good for something other than peeing, or maybe you never had that particular "Ah-hah" moment of discovery, maybe for you it was when you first realized you could make "googlebots," -Or-Maybe it was like when you first discovered you could please those handsome NSA hunks with their shiny badges and their subpoenas by turning over "secret" stuff to them, it's like when you're in on a secret, Google, or Google, I know, I'll give you your very own googly "Ah-ha" moment. Psst, this is secret: Did you know Google that you can "challenge" a court order, you can actually go into court and say, in a nice lawyerly way, "Judge this is bullshit and we ask that you reconsider because these NSA spooks with their shiny badges and their pencildicks are our of frigging control!" Ah-ha, see Google, you had an "Ah-hah" moment there didn't you? It tickled you? Oh don't deny it you got it all over your pants, go clean yourself up. Those "Ah-hah" moments are just a little FUN. You can see that, right Google? That's all it was. Now go back to picking your nose and playing with your googlebots. You make me sick.
There are also times, Google, I confess :( when I have a writerly reason for not titling a post, like the first Gettysburg one. The reason is I had decided on that image-and was going to write something about the start of the battle-but then thought just to leave the image, that it was a little burlesque, a little tease, that it might make some people curious and then they discover on their own or they realize and," Ah-hah! The Battle of Gettysburg started today." And maybe then, "Ooh, it started at the time the post was published." Sometimes it's a little "fun," Google, to have an "Ah-hah" moment, to have it "dawn" on you, like when you first discovered that your pee-pee was good for something other than peeing, or maybe you never had that particular "Ah-hah" moment of discovery, maybe for you it was when you first realized you could make "googlebots," -Or-Maybe it was like when you first discovered you could please those handsome NSA hunks with their shiny badges and their subpoenas by turning over "secret" stuff to them, it's like when you're in on a secret, Google, or Google, I know, I'll give you your very own googly "Ah-ha" moment. Psst, this is secret: Did you know Google that you can "challenge" a court order, you can actually go into court and say, in a nice lawyerly way, "Judge this is bullshit and we ask that you reconsider because these NSA spooks with their shiny badges and their pencildicks are our of frigging control!" Ah-ha, see Google, you had an "Ah-hah" moment there didn't you? It tickled you? Oh don't deny it you got it all over your pants, go clean yourself up. Those "Ah-hah" moments are just a little FUN. You can see that, right Google? That's all it was. Now go back to picking your nose and playing with your googlebots. You make me sick.
