Gays in the Military.

Look at this hunk! Sergeant First Class BRYAN SIKES.

Wow, Bry, what a big gun you have!

You are SO hot! Is that an interview?

Is that a REAL bear, Bry? Wow, you are SOOO brave. Did you get any flies on you, Bry? Ewww. How many actual bears have you killed, Bry? How many actual, real people? Got any wounds you can show us, Bry?

Is that you, Bry? It looks like your manly chin. Bry, is that posed? Each of you hunks seems to be looking and pointing a different way, like "There's danger all around! We Green Beret Hunks can't be too careful!" Bry, what do you do in the military? You pose for pictures, give interviews, update Facebook, write to Gwyneth Paltrow, what do you do that is, like, military?

Bryan Sikes, Sergeant FIRST Class, Green Beret Bryan Sikes, we Gay men in America are so proud of you. Thank you for protecting OUR AMERICAN FREEDOMS. Be careful over there, Bry! Come home soon! We love you!