Oh, sports fans. There is an excellent site "T.W.I.S.," "This Week in Schadenfreude," that curates the "best" from the crazies, er scholar-fanatics, who lurk on college football message boards.
A Mississippi fan after the loss to Florida:
"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I got a lot of opinions about the game but fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck."
Omg, sounds like me.
From "Domer Domain" after Notre Dame's loss to Clemson:
"[Coach Brian] Kelly must be a subterranean eel. Leave him on the tarmac."
From ND Nation:
"I feel like I'm locked in a 5 Stages of Grieving looped tape of Elizabeth Kubler-Ross and Iook around this small room with no window and no doors and Sartre taps out a message from an adjoining cell that reads "No...Exit."
I see. Yeah, thanks for your contribution. That's Notre Dame-speak for "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck."
Corn Nation after the Illinois loss:
"I'm gonna go kick some puppies now."
HuskerBoard:
"F Riley [Coach Mike]
F Eichorst [Athletic Director Shawn]
F Perlman [Chancellor Harvey]
GET THEM ALL OUT OF HERE
Fire this staff holy f#*k what garbage
fire riley now.
fire this coaching staff.
"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I got a lot of opinions about the game but fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck."
Omg, sounds like me.
From "Domer Domain" after Notre Dame's loss to Clemson:
"[Coach Brian] Kelly must be a subterranean eel. Leave him on the tarmac."
From ND Nation:
"I feel like I'm locked in a 5 Stages of Grieving looped tape of Elizabeth Kubler-Ross and Iook around this small room with no window and no doors and Sartre taps out a message from an adjoining cell that reads "No...Exit."
I see. Yeah, thanks for your contribution. That's Notre Dame-speak for "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck."
Corn Nation after the Illinois loss:
"I'm gonna go kick some puppies now."
HuskerBoard:
"F Riley [Coach Mike]
F Eichorst [Athletic Director Shawn]
F Perlman [Chancellor Harvey]
GET THEM ALL OUT OF HERE
Fire this staff holy f#*k what garbage
fire riley now.
fire this coaching staff.
...
A loss to Illinois is unforgivable.
...
Game over. We lost to Illinois. Fire everyone"
Strong.
Georgia fans, Dawg Sports. First fan:
Game over. We lost to Illinois. Fire everyone"
Strong.
Georgia fans, Dawg Sports. First fan:
"Richt can't coach, so he will always lose these games.
Recruiter- A
Coach - F
Results - C
Christian- N/A.. This is football, NOT CHURCH."
Second fan:
Recruiter- A
Coach - F
Results - C
Christian- N/A.. This is football, NOT CHURCH."
Second fan:
"I can't do it anymore.
Heart can't take it. I'm watching Harry Potter with the kids."
Third fan:
Third fan:
"things that are more enjoyable than watching this game
1. Rubbing feces in my hair
2. Huffing dog farts from a plastic bag
3. Shaving my scrotum with a rusty knife
4. Being trapped in an elevator with Rosie O'Donnell.
5. Funnelling a gallon of pepto bismol
6. Wearing a wool jock strap on a hot and muggy day"
That's Nobel literature stuff there. Great collection T.W.I.S.--and great work fans! I can't post a link to the site, there is no separate link, it is part of http://www.sbnation.com/
1. Rubbing feces in my hair
2. Huffing dog farts from a plastic bag
3. Shaving my scrotum with a rusty knife
4. Being trapped in an elevator with Rosie O'Donnell.
5. Funnelling a gallon of pepto bismol
6. Wearing a wool jock strap on a hot and muggy day"
That's Nobel literature stuff there. Great collection T.W.I.S.--and great work fans! I can't post a link to the site, there is no separate link, it is part of http://www.sbnation.com/
