Monday, November 23, 2015

Muhammad's Foggy Bottom.

The State Department alerts U.S. citizens to possible risks of travel due to increased terrorist threats. 

Note, this is not for "travel abroad;" this includes travel within the U.S. It also is not limited to air travel. Greyhound bus, train, car, all are included by not being excluded.

Current information suggests that ISIL (aka Da’esh), al-Qa’ida, Boko Haram, and other terrorist groups continue to plan terrorist attacks in multiple regions. 

ISIL, al-Qa'ida, Boko Haram: Mr. President, you, the emperor in this metaphor, have no clothes. Your strategy of "containment" of ISIL lacks a container, your "degrading" of al-Qaida is degrading.


These attacks may employ a wide variety of tactics, using conventional and non-conventional weapons...

Hmmm. "Non-conventional" is term of art for bio/chem/nuclear attack.

Authorities believe the likelihood of terror attacks will continue as members of ISIL/Da’esh return from Syria and Iraq.

What, were they on Holiday? "Members of ISIL/Da'esh:" So we know who they are. To state the obvious, members of ISIL/Da'esh should not be permitted to "return" from Syria and Iraq. They should be met at their border of choice with a firing squad. Is that not common sense? What are we doing?

ISIL/Da’esh has claimed responsibility for the bombing of a Russian airliner in Egypt.

No attribution from State! It's just a "claim." 

U.S. citizens should exercise vigilance when in public places or using transportation.

Read: U.S. citizens should stay home. That is the only place they are safe. 

avoid large crowds or crowded places.

The Pitt football game against Miami therefore is safe.

Exercise particular caution during the holiday season and at holiday festivals or events. 

Read: Holiday festivities are canceled. Stay at home, it's the only place your safe. 

No, I'm not following any of Foggy Bottoms recommendations, commands, or alerts, I'm gonna try to  travel, I had no plans to, but now I'll take a discount airline, particularly vulnerable, fly to somewhere vulnerable, within the U.S. I'll choose a big event, maybe a Trump rally, Okay, forget a Trump rally. Maybe an NFL game at Jerry World or some mega-venue. New England at Denver is the prime match up in the NFL. I'll  check on tix to Denver. In college, there are tons of big games. Iowa at Nebraska, Baylor at TCU, Ohio State at Michigan, UCLA at USC, Alabama at Auburn, Michigan State plays at home, Ole Miss at Mississippi State, Florida State at Florida, Notre Dame at Stanford, Oklahoma at Oklahoma State, Ohio State at Michigan would have the biggest crowds, UCLA at USC the L.A. media market, Florida State at Florida, they'll have 70,000 there and it's Florida, the Asshole of America, that's real attractive as low hanging fruit for ISIL. Notre Dame at Stanford, they could kill Catholics and get a lot of media attention in that market. Those four are the most attractive terrorist attack targets. I must needs cogitate on this matter, can't make a decision tonight but need to soon. Tentatively, I'm leaning toward FSU at UF. That game starts at 7:30 pm. I think I can get there in time. Have to check flights, hotel reservations. I'm going to a hockey game Friday night though. That's going to be a quick turn around. I'll post pix if I go and wherever I go.

Mr. President, stock up on Imodium at the White House, sir. It's going to be a long Thanksgiving
weekend. Maybe buy some Grecian Formula, I think you're going to need it. Sir, if there is an attack
at any of these venues or similar venues by your degrading containers, just resign, sir. Don't show your naked body to the country.