"Winter Storm Cara: Ice and Flood Warnings..."-Christian Science Monitor.

And now for the weather news. Winter Storm Cara...Winter Storm Cara? What do you mean "Winter" "Storm" "Cara," when did we start naming winter storms? We need to nip this shit in the bud or pretty soon we're going to have Summer Breeze Seth and I don't want to be thinking "Feel that? Oh that's Seth blowing on my cheeks." Damn people, what do they think they're doing.