This is a screenshot from my phone, my phone autocorrected "lardass" and put "Kardashian"....hahahahaha
-Text message from my son just now.

My, astonished, reply:

:o That's unbelievable. I have written that Kim Kardashian's ass should replace Pluto as the 9th planet. I didn't know she had so general a reputation for being a lardass. And mine didn't auto-correct to Kardashian?! I DEMAND Apple fix this bug in my phone!