Look at these point totals. All top-25 teams. I did not include scores in games where powderpuffs were fed to powerhouses, like South Carolina State to Clemson, North Texas to Florida, unless they were competitive, like GAST and WIS, or this would have been worse.
#1 Alabama 48
#19 Mississippi 43
The Harris Rules are birthed: (1) Any ranked team that gives up more than 28 points to another ranked team SUCKS. Alabama and Ol' Miss both more than qualified for suck-dom. (2) Any ranked team that gives up more than 21 to an unranked team BLOWS.
#10 Louisville 63
#2 Florida State 20
FSU sucks. BIG TIME SUCKS.
#3 Ohio State 45
# 14 Oklahoma 20
OU sucks.
#4 Michigan 45
Colorado 28
Michigan BLOWS.
#6 Houston 40
Cincinnati 16
Normal.
#7 Stanford 27
USC 10
Normal.
#9 WIS 23
GAST 17
I am strongly considering an offensive counterpart to the Harris Rules, WIS!
Normal.
Cal 50
#11 Texas 43
UT SUCKS! Almost as bad as FSU-CKS.
#12 Michigan State 36
#18 Notre Dame 28
ND sucks. MSU very close to sucking.
North Dakota State 23
#13 Iowa 21
No, Iowa you blow. NDSU is a good team--for a powderpuff. You lost at home to a good powderpuff. You BLOW. AND, you may qualify for a future offensive demerit, see WIS. Not enough "data" yet.
#15 Tennessee 28
Ohio 19
Normal.
#16 Georgia 28
Missouri 27
Normal.
#17 Texas A&M 29
Auburn 16
Normal
#20 LSU 23
Mississippi State 20
Normal. Close to blowing LSU! And, you're on the short list for the offensive shit list.
#21 Baylor 38
Rice 10
Normal.
Nebraska 35
#22 Oregon 32
UO sucks. OU sucks, UO sucks. All you need is the O.
WHERE is the defense? What has become of this nation?
The worst offender clearly was Half Ass U but close by was Texas and THE BEST TEAM IN THE COUNTRY!
For real 'Bama? You give up 43 points and you're #1? Sheet.
I would have predicted a Texas loss if I had predicted it but I never would have thought half a hundred. And Charlie Strong is PISSED, baby, PISSED. He's pissed on accounta he SUCKS.
But, Florida State, gotta hand it to you, man. You probably own the Harris Trophy of Suck for all time. In fact we're going to rename the H.T.o.S. the FSU-CK. And you managed the unthinkable: you disgraced the Asshole of America. Nice work.
#1 Alabama 48
#19 Mississippi 43
The Harris Rules are birthed: (1) Any ranked team that gives up more than 28 points to another ranked team SUCKS. Alabama and Ol' Miss both more than qualified for suck-dom. (2) Any ranked team that gives up more than 21 to an unranked team BLOWS.
#10 Louisville 63
#2 Florida State 20
FSU sucks. BIG TIME SUCKS.
#3 Ohio State 45
# 14 Oklahoma 20
OU sucks.
#4 Michigan 45
Colorado 28
Michigan BLOWS.
#6 Houston 40
Cincinnati 16
Normal.
#7 Stanford 27
USC 10
Normal.
#9 WIS 23
GAST 17
I am strongly considering an offensive counterpart to the Harris Rules, WIS!
Normal.
Cal 50
#11 Texas 43
UT SUCKS! Almost as bad as FSU-CKS.
#12 Michigan State 36
#18 Notre Dame 28
ND sucks. MSU very close to sucking.
North Dakota State 23
#13 Iowa 21
No, Iowa you blow. NDSU is a good team--for a powderpuff. You lost at home to a good powderpuff. You BLOW. AND, you may qualify for a future offensive demerit, see WIS. Not enough "data" yet.
#15 Tennessee 28
Ohio 19
Normal.
#16 Georgia 28
Missouri 27
Normal.
#17 Texas A&M 29
Auburn 16
Normal
#20 LSU 23
Mississippi State 20
Normal. Close to blowing LSU! And, you're on the short list for the offensive shit list.
#21 Baylor 38
Rice 10
Normal.
Nebraska 35
#22 Oregon 32
UO sucks. OU sucks, UO sucks. All you need is the O.
WHERE is the defense? What has become of this nation?
The worst offender clearly was Half Ass U but close by was Texas and THE BEST TEAM IN THE COUNTRY!
For real 'Bama? You give up 43 points and you're #1? Sheet.
I would have predicted a Texas loss if I had predicted it but I never would have thought half a hundred. And Charlie Strong is PISSED, baby, PISSED. He's pissed on accounta he SUCKS.
But, Florida State, gotta hand it to you, man. You probably own the Harris Trophy of Suck for all time. In fact we're going to rename the H.T.o.S. the FSU-CK. And you managed the unthinkable: you disgraced the Asshole of America. Nice work.
