Saturday, August 12, 2017

Oh, sharp, sharp unis! Burnley looked mahvelous today in all aspects. The chalk white shirt sets off the claret red shorts strikingly.

Why EPL teams' kits are so dreadful I have never understood. Pick one distinctive, appealing color and stick with it! One color, a uniform. At most showcase the dominant color against a neutral as here.

The best color in all of sports is Man City blue. So, let's fuck it up. Let's add a Red Rose of Lancaster to the shield so that it looks like an oozing bullet wound. Let's go psychedelic, last season's Champs League kit. Neon green. Purple. W.T.F.