Friday, August 18, 2017

Do I even want resignation?...Okay. I have never even THOUGHT about resignation, but okay.

If you view...Look: Who was that guy, David Plouff or something? Was Obama's campaign manager or something? Said, actually tweeted, last summer, "Trump must not be merely defeated, he must be destroyed so that a similar movement never arises again.", the problem of Trump does not end if the head is cut off, in a democracy, even with a rigged election, it is ultimately the people's fault...You have read me write this ad nauseum, I know, FINE! Go barf your guts out...Nobody disputes that Trump lost the popular vote (by 3,000,000!) but the cockroach got 63,000,000 other cockroaches to vote for him! Now what the fuck do you do with 63,000,000 cockroaches? The top cockroach resigns, fine, now we only have a 62,999,999 cockroach problem.

Now: If, IF, we could persuade the other cockroaches to "resign," to give up their American citizenship and immigrate to Russia, with the Leader Cockroach, then we could go back to the Original America (the collective IQ of which would be amazingly high). Give 'em their own Oblast, I'm sure Putin would do that for them.

But they're not going to want to emigrate. THEN what. Anything and EVERYTHING legally permissable: The "Ize" approach: Identifize, Marginalize, Sigmatize, Delegitimize, etcize.

What else are we going to do?! Civil War 2.0? Okay! I'm down with that. We don't want to do that. We cannot "cleanse" America of them, we cannot call Orkin or whatever and "exterminate" this cockroach problem.

We could, on the authority of FDR, of Andrew Jackson, forcibly relocate them to reservations--Idaho, the Dakotas, Alaska--Alaska alone is big enough to hold 63,000,000...Man, a Trail of Tears to Alaska with permanent resettlement...They would be able to see Mother Russia from there, too! Alaska is the ticket, and they would get a one-way ticket. We could go see them just like we do now! Take a cruise, take pictures, send postcards, hunting expeditions (paintball or laser tag only) .If Putin wanted we could then sell Alaska back to him. Cheap.

Anyway, you got a more humane, legal, answer to the $63,000,000 question? We cannot live with that many cockroaches.