We should like to make yinz acquainted with Liverpool Man. This is Liverpool Man in 2016 when he sold his daughter for 10 quid so that he might travel to Basel Switzerland to participate in the festivities surrounding the match between his beloved Liverpool Football and Racketeering Club and Sevilla in the second class Europa League final.
We should like to make yinz acquainted also with the robust Basel steward doing his utmost to steady the arm of Liverpool Man who is performing the risky head-ectomy procedure on a Sevilla gentleman.
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The worthy steward reciting a prayer for a successful operation whilst blessing Liverpool Man with a comforting touch on the left forearm whose hand extension performs the head-ectomy from the "straight-on" position. Liverpool Man, however, has momentarily "taken his eye off the ball"...
Knocked clean out of the stands, Liverpool Man was. Fittingly he landed near a sewer drain.
Whence he drifted as sea trash until landing in a position of responsibility in the Trump administration in Washington, D.C., America 2.0.
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...with the untoward consequence of getting bopped in the coco.
A shot rang out and the president's head slumped onto Mrs. Kennedy.
Whence he drifted as sea trash until landing in a position of responsibility in the Trump administration in Washington, D.C., America 2.0.
