Good quarterfinals matches in the Water Closet coming up. Manana-o:

Cannibals vs Inspector Clouseau, 10 a.m.
Bikini Waxes (I love those things, GAWD!) vs Waffles (Eh), 2 p.m.

Saturday:

Bjorn Borg vs Harry Kane Penalty Kickers Team, 10 a.m.
Soviet Union vs Yugoslavia, 2 p.m.