I didn't know in 2014 that Liverpool people were retarded. I had never looked into it; never had a reason to. So I initially came down pretty hard on them. I was completely mystified that they seemed incapable of counting to four, or to realize that three comes before four, two before four--that both are less than four.
They really thought, I mean Really. Thought. that they were going to win the Premier League title. Thought they had won it on April 13 when they beat City at Fenway 3-2! I mean parades were being planned, men were taking boxing lessons for the celebratory wife beating, Luis Suarez would win the Golden Teeth Award...Who was their manager that year? I remember reading and listening to that guy and thinking, "Is he retarded?"...BRENDAN RODGERS. Jolly Rodgers I nicknamed him and it turned out he had a steel plate in his head.
I kept looking at the table and seeing Liverpool 34 games played, City 32--That's right, City had two games in hand going down the stretch, I thought that was the case.--that's when 'Pool had a 7 point lead, and City still had a +3 GD, and thinking to myself, "Two games is six points. Does Liverpool know that?" Of course they didn't. The "real" point diff was -1. Then it was 34 games to 33 then 35-34 and the point diff was down to THREE and the GD was widening. All the while Liverpool men kept at it, going a few preliminary rounds with the Mrs. Seriously, I was perplexed.
The Liverpool cognitive deficit was so pronounced that it led Jolly Rodgers to heap humiliation onto insult on top of loss. "Go! Go! Go!" Jolly--and the Liverpukes in attendance at Selhurst Park--urged the Cannibal of Ajax and their other heroes, "Go! Go! Go! We can score 10 more goals." ?
That is when I realized and began researching it. There were four causation factors as I recall (and I do not recall the order): lead poisoning, genetic predisposition to alcoholism, generations of inbreeding, and repeated head trauma, and it was a cycle. Your IQ gets lowered at birth due to lead and alcohol poisoning in your mother who also was brain damaged due to beatings, etc. and you come out, marry your sister, also alead poisoned alcoholic, etc., who you beat. And then you have kids.
Now, if all this sounds like mushy-headed sentimentalism, if it sounds like I feel sorry for Liverpool people or am making excuses for them, that I feel guilty for coming down too hard on them, that I'm just being a typical bleeding heart liberal, I'm not. Yes, you-u are-r! Ben's mak-ing ex-cuses! Ben thinks they're hu-man. No. I do not. These are just facts. Ben thinks they're hu-man! You can't make haters see facts.
They really thought, I mean Really. Thought. that they were going to win the Premier League title. Thought they had won it on April 13 when they beat City at Fenway 3-2! I mean parades were being planned, men were taking boxing lessons for the celebratory wife beating, Luis Suarez would win the Golden Teeth Award...Who was their manager that year? I remember reading and listening to that guy and thinking, "Is he retarded?"...BRENDAN RODGERS. Jolly Rodgers I nicknamed him and it turned out he had a steel plate in his head.
I kept looking at the table and seeing Liverpool 34 games played, City 32--That's right, City had two games in hand going down the stretch, I thought that was the case.--that's when 'Pool had a 7 point lead, and City still had a +3 GD, and thinking to myself, "Two games is six points. Does Liverpool know that?" Of course they didn't. The "real" point diff was -1. Then it was 34 games to 33 then 35-34 and the point diff was down to THREE and the GD was widening. All the while Liverpool men kept at it, going a few preliminary rounds with the Mrs. Seriously, I was perplexed.
The Liverpool cognitive deficit was so pronounced that it led Jolly Rodgers to heap humiliation onto insult on top of loss. "Go! Go! Go!" Jolly--and the Liverpukes in attendance at Selhurst Park--urged the Cannibal of Ajax and their other heroes, "Go! Go! Go! We can score 10 more goals." ?
That is when I realized and began researching it. There were four causation factors as I recall (and I do not recall the order): lead poisoning, genetic predisposition to alcoholism, generations of inbreeding, and repeated head trauma, and it was a cycle. Your IQ gets lowered at birth due to lead and alcohol poisoning in your mother who also was brain damaged due to beatings, etc. and you come out, marry your sister, also alead poisoned alcoholic, etc., who you beat. And then you have kids.
Now, if all this sounds like mushy-headed sentimentalism, if it sounds like I feel sorry for Liverpool people or am making excuses for them, that I feel guilty for coming down too hard on them, that I'm just being a typical bleeding heart liberal, I'm not. Yes, you-u are-r! Ben's mak-ing ex-cuses! Ben thinks they're hu-man. No. I do not. These are just facts. Ben thinks they're hu-man! You can't make haters see facts.
