A dark, frightful day, the details of which we will record at 8:51 p.m. but a moment of laughter came today as well.
There's this congressman from Kentucky, "Thomas" "Massie." Republican of course. So, Trump's $2 trillion "stimulus" bill went to the House today for final vote before Trump signed it. A formality, the vote. Scores of Congress men and women had left, fearful of Trump Virus, to go back to their home districts on an extended break. Massie drove back to D.C. to prevent the formality of unanimous consent. But no! Massie forced every member of Congress to turn around, go back to D.C., and vote. They were maadd, hoo doggie! Trump tweeted that Massie should be kicked out of the Republican party but it was patrician former Secretary of State and Senator John Kerry who provided the lol. Proper John Kerry, who once tried to be just one of the boys by saying "Who amongst us does not love NASCAR?" tweeted about Massie,
John Kerry, you sir, win the star of the day award.
There's this congressman from Kentucky, "Thomas" "Massie." Republican of course. So, Trump's $2 trillion "stimulus" bill went to the House today for final vote before Trump signed it. A formality, the vote. Scores of Congress men and women had left, fearful of Trump Virus, to go back to their home districts on an extended break. Massie drove back to D.C. to prevent the formality of unanimous consent. But no! Massie forced every member of Congress to turn around, go back to D.C., and vote. They were maadd, hoo doggie! Trump tweeted that Massie should be kicked out of the Republican party but it was patrician former Secretary of State and Senator John Kerry who provided the lol. Proper John Kerry, who once tried to be just one of the boys by saying "Who amongst us does not love NASCAR?" tweeted about Massie,
Breaking news: Congressman Massie has tested positive for being an asshole. He must be quarantined to prevent the spread of his massive stupidity. He's given new meaning to the term #Masshole. (Finally, something the president and I can agree on!)
