Trump Epidemic, March 28 8:51 pm

122,666: Confirmed cases, 18,724 new cases in 24 hours. An increase of 15.26%. Still exponential growth through March 27.

2,147: Deaths. An increase of 1,458 and 68% since yesterday. 2,147 is the exact population of Richfield, NY. Metaphorically the entire town of Richfield has now died in the Trump Epidemic.
1.75%: Mortality rate. Has increased every day for several days.
1,073: Recoveries.
2.00: Death to Recovery ratio.
0%: Chance of Trump's reselection.
30%: Chance Trump and Melania will hang like bats.

5%: ChanceTrump will do the right thing.