Lookee here--excuse me while I pull my pants back up--deaths declined by 2% over the last two weeks.
Deaths. Declined. 2%. Over the last two weeks.
You good or do you need a moment?
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
It's too strange man. Deaths have fallen compared to -2 weeks for the first time in many, many weeks. The relentless pounding, pounding, pounding down of cases, -26%, and hospitalizations, -17%, have caused death to bow.
Look at that baby hanging straight down like Trumpie's limpy dick.
I saw it comin! Just give me that, I did see it coming. Yesterday, today--"The Worm Hath Turneth."
But MORE, MUCHO more, give cases a hand!
Get up!
Hospitalizations!
Ladies and Gentleman, The President of the United States!