Song, you tease.
About three weeks ago, I called you twice at your U.S. phone
number, and both times you had your phone connected to
your fax machine. PROBABLY OUT WITH ANOTHER MAN!
Today, after I got home from work, FOR PROSECUTING
CRIMINALS FOR MURDER, I noticed that I had two missed
calls from you. My heart skipped a beat. Then, about forty-
five minutes later you called again. With quavering voice,
I answered, "Benjamin Harris." You didn't hang
up immediately, because you were unsure what to do, but
after about two seconds, I heard, "click." I called you back but,
coquettishly, you had put your phone on fax mode again.
Song, don't you see, it's inevitable? We were meant to be.
Jilted suitors everywhere feel my pain and, like all of them
who are successful, I will never give up.
Love,
Ben
About three weeks ago, I called you twice at your U.S. phone
number, and both times you had your phone connected to
your fax machine. PROBABLY OUT WITH ANOTHER MAN!
Today, after I got home from work, FOR PROSECUTING
CRIMINALS FOR MURDER, I noticed that I had two missed
calls from you. My heart skipped a beat. Then, about forty-
five minutes later you called again. With quavering voice,
I answered, "Benjamin Harris." You didn't hang
up immediately, because you were unsure what to do, but
after about two seconds, I heard, "click." I called you back but,
coquettishly, you had put your phone on fax mode again.
Song, don't you see, it's inevitable? We were meant to be.
Jilted suitors everywhere feel my pain and, like all of them
who are successful, I will never give up.
Love,
Ben
