of all things Islam to bring you a report from the world of American sports. Two of the preeminent junk institutions of higher education in America are playing tackle football this evening, the Fresno State "Raisins" ("My maid graduated from Fresno State" was the reaction of U.S.C. fans when they were forced to play the "Raisins" in a bowl game some years ago (the "Raisin Maids" beat the "Prophylactics" in that game)). Tonight the "Raisins" are playing another member of the glamorous Pac12 conference, the Colorado "Ward Churchills" and the "Raisins" are... leading the "Ward Churchills" 55-7 at halftime.

55-7 at the HALF.  That  is an astonishing score. Maybe Colorado will make it respectable but to be behind Fresno State 55-7 at the half...No, the "Ward Churchills" will never live this down.

Go Raisins!