Having just been in Canada and having expressed the sentiment, apocryphal, that I would need crack to readjust to life when I got back to the US&A,unfortunate sentiments, unfortunately expressed, totally apocryphal,--but timely--one can imagine the jolt I received today that someone named "Rob Ford," who looks like a blood relative of Rush Limbaugh, was the actual mayor of Toronto-in-Canada, and that there is, allegedly, an actual video of "Rob Ford," actually-allegedly-smoking alleged cocaine of the crack variety. One can imagine that one did not expect the mayor of Toronto-in-Canada to be on any substance more potent than coffee "...regular...percolated." One can imagine that, can't one?

Image: Mayor Ford with some alleged supporters of the Hoodie persuasion, one of them allegedly of the deceased persuasion at the current moment in time.