Friday, October 03, 2014

Hey. It is deemed not inappropriate for students, freshmen even, to attend class barefoot at at least one university in America.

Have you ever seen a person back his or her car into a parking spot? You know, so when he or she leaves he or she can just go, he or she doesn't have to back the car out I guess, I don't know. What is that, an affectation? Sort of the reverse of the college students showing up to class barefoot, "I'm so unaffected I go barefoot to class, want some granola?", is the backing into a parking space an affectation of power or importance, perhaps an oblique symptom of an inversion, of a preference for anal sex?, I don't know! But there is a kind there isn't there? What kind is that? I have not seen this practice so frequently that I can say "Ah, see! They are the kind who got that memo," but I am convinced that they exist. Anybody who knows or has an idea, Please! email me at publocc@gmail.com. I would like to "source" this practice, to know the "kind," so that I can recognize them ahead of time and say self-satisfiedly, "See that guy," (or gal. Gal has never really caught on, though, even females call other females "guys."), "(s)he is going to back the car into the parking space. Watch!" "Benjamin! How did you know!," I would like to be able to be correct when I make that prediction, I anticipate it would help me with the gals, and I would like to be able to identify, if possible, a "patient zero" of this contagion and to quarantine him or her, and a "computer zero" from which the envisioned memorandum emanated and spread like a virus and to quarantine it. The computer.

Thank you.