Thursday, April 09, 2015

Morning.

Nothin' like startin' your day with the alarm goin' off when you're in the middle of a dream that you're performing oral sex on an ex-wife in a dry bathtub...Nothin', says I.

A Secret Service agent who got promoted made unwanted sexual advances on a female employee after a party celebrating his...elevation. He has now been demoted. No word if there will be a party for that.

Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei says there is "no binding agreement" with the West on nukes, and if it comes to pass he is "neither for it nor against it." Sub-supreme leader Muhammad Javad Zarif says he's fer it only if sanctions are lifted immediately.

Meanwhile, Premier Obama is in Jamaica visiting the Bob Marley museum. With the Secret Service along for security. Good luck with that.