Club Doctors of the English Premier League.

We should now like to begin a series that takes a look behind the scenes, as it were, at the professionals who make the beautiful game...beautiful. First in this series will be "Club Doctors of the English Premier League" and following that...Club Accountants or something. We begin with the Club Doctor of first place Manchester City, Dr. Max Sala:

                                                          Go Doc! Go Doc! Handsome chap.

Next, second place Leicester City, Dr. Ian Patchett:

That is the first image that came up for Dr. Ian Patchett, Leicester City, and it is from the Leicester City website but we had our doubts and so looked at some other ones and we think we found Dr. Patchett:

                                                

Whatever.

Manchester United doc, Steve McNally.

Pulling double duty there. Striking resemblance to Dr. Patchett. So far, I like Dr. Sala best.

Everton's Dr. Ian Irving:

Looking concerned. Thank you for all you do.

Those are the club doctors of the current top four in the EPL but the season is only two games old so we're going to skip around to others considered to be contenders for the title. We re-start with holders Chelsea. Dr. Eva Carneiro:

Arsenal. Arsenal's team doctor is Gary Driscoll! Dr. Driscoll:

Next, Chelsea F.C.! Dr. Eva Carneiro.

What's up, Doc! Jesus fucking Christ.

Liverpool. This is Dr. Zafar Iqbal:

Check his teeth.

We conclude this first installment of our new series with the team doctor of 2014-15 champions, Chelsea F.C. This is Dr. Eva Carneiro!

Carneir-O-O-O-O-O

OhmyGodDr.Caneiro.

cannotbelievethisshit.

help.

Thank you, Dr. Caneiro, and Dr. Max and all you other doctors of the English Premier League. There you have it, friends and enemies, Club Doctors of the English Premier League. Thank you...You're welcome. Until next time. That's all.