Tinder.

I have a question. Before I take a shower I have a question: What are all these Tinder Boxers doing at bars? If this is all swipe-bang, thank you gang, why do they go to bars? They go to bars to SWIPE according to this article. These interviews, of Tall Elegant Amanda and the rest, were conducted in BARS. Why don't they swipe at work or at home, from their "pads," and then go over to the other Tinderer's pad to bang? Wouldn't that be more "efficient?" Why do bars even exist in Tinderland? But nooo, they have to get all dolled up and guy-dolled up to go to bars and SWIPE.

This is a matter of first impression with me.