Monday, August 17, 2015

When it comes to hooking up, they say, it’s not as simple as just having sex. “It’s such a game, and you have to always be doing everything right, and if not, you risk losing whoever you’re hooking up with,” says Fallon, the soft-spoken one.

See! See! It's a game, it's not real. Not real-real. It's not "just having sex," it's some one abstraction removed game. It's a palimpsest.

You "risk" "losing" a hook-up. See, language really fails us here. A hook-up is risk-free. There are no strings attached to the hook, the hook is not barbed, better put, so you can easily wriggle free from the, like, boyfriend hook and avoid altogether the relationship horror after you and he both have had your O's. And, soft-spoken Fallon, "losing" a "hook-up," those two words are sorta antithetical, know what I mean? cuz u cant really lose what u dont have. See, Fallon? No? Alright then.