Saturday, October 17, 2015

You know what I just had to break my fast? Filet mignon. That is a wonderfully decadent way to start off Lazy Saturday, no?

Which reminds me. Dear God, I don't know what your religion is but could you please have your Muslim sons and daughters chillax this Saturday? No bombs. No knives. Watch some cartoons. Thanks. Yours faitfully, Me.